Tell Santa what you Want

Well Ling-Ling has taken the job of Santa this year. Its quite appropriate seeing as how their so sweet and kind hearted. Louise wanted to do it just so she could tell people they've been to bad to receive gifts... and then laugh in their face. I told her to get a life and she said, "Right back at ya, bitch!" Here are some of our creepier monkeys waiting to tell Santa Ling what they want...

Rosie went first and all she asked for was a skin graph or two. She was Angelina's way back in the day and while she did stitch Rosie's face up, it's slowly been coming apart all these years. Santa Ling gave her a guitar instead. I think that since their so fond of guitars, well Ling is anyway, that is what they give to everyone... regardless of what you ask for.

But don't let that stop you. Go on, tell Santa Ling if you've been good or bad and what gift you'd like for it.