Wednesday, January 26, 2011

You've Come a Long Way Baby!

We here at Louise Slut Monkey blog have been wondering what Judy, the first transsexual sock monkey, has been up to these days. We had not heard much from her since Louise 'sent' her away. When low and behold she dropped us a line...
Turns out life on Orange Blossom Trail is where it's at! Lots of money AND sexy men. She has been preforming her act, live from Club Harem, for almost a year now. She is a big hit ending each performance with her special talent that involves removing a cork from a bottle of wine using only her breasts! Judy we salute you! Having the courage to be who you are and having others embrace and accept you is what it is all about! Rock on Judy!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Scrap Yard

Because of the shooting on Saturday, I feel it's not the best time to do be doing blog posts about a Cereal Killer Sock Monkey running around Southeast Arizona. So I'm going to send Maxx to the Scrap Yard. Sar-Wee Maxx but it's for the better.....

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Highway 61

As Frankie Monkey looks for his No Shit Sherlock Holmes Hat & Pipe let's give you all an update. After talking to warden Ricard Bock AKA 'Happy Rick' at the Arizona State Prison Complex in Yuma, AZ. He has informed us that due the Fed budget cuts it was cheaper to just let Maxx back out on the streets, so they let him loose with a new Motorcycle & Knife to help restart his career.

He was last seen heading down Highway 61 with Louise, so far no victims have been found........