Thursday, November 3, 2011

Meme Sinclair says...

If you are bored come talk to him. He loves to talk, and talk, and talk...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Lousie Says...

"When things don't go my way I go and get fucked up! Wanna drink?"

Monday, October 31, 2011

Louise Says...

"Happy Haloweenies to you all and Happy Anniversary to Cherry and Chew. Think you ass bags can go a day without bickering?"

Saturday, July 16, 2011


"I am bored outta my fucking mind...."

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Louise does not like to...

Share... especially her drugs.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Office Drama!

Later that same day...

"Office drama!"

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Just Call Me...

"Ivy! That's what I said! Now go away I am super busy! The Paintress needed these reports yesterday!"

Monday, April 11, 2011

Time's is Rough!

Louise hears about a secretarial job and nets an interview....

Wonder if she will get it?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

At Least....

Someone around here is still blogging..... Jeez Louise!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

You've Come a Long Way Baby!

We here at Louise Slut Monkey blog have been wondering what Judy, the first transsexual sock monkey, has been up to these days. We had not heard much from her since Louise 'sent' her away. When low and behold she dropped us a line...
Turns out life on Orange Blossom Trail is where it's at! Lots of money AND sexy men. She has been preforming her act, live from Club Harem, for almost a year now. She is a big hit ending each performance with her special talent that involves removing a cork from a bottle of wine using only her breasts! Judy we salute you! Having the courage to be who you are and having others embrace and accept you is what it is all about! Rock on Judy!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Scrap Yard

Because of the shooting on Saturday, I feel it's not the best time to do be doing blog posts about a Cereal Killer Sock Monkey running around Southeast Arizona. So I'm going to send Maxx to the Scrap Yard. Sar-Wee Maxx but it's for the better.....

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Highway 61

As Frankie Monkey looks for his No Shit Sherlock Holmes Hat & Pipe let's give you all an update. After talking to warden Ricard Bock AKA 'Happy Rick' at the Arizona State Prison Complex in Yuma, AZ. He has informed us that due the Fed budget cuts it was cheaper to just let Maxx back out on the streets, so they let him loose with a new Motorcycle & Knife to help restart his career.

He was last seen heading down Highway 61 with Louise, so far no victims have been found........