Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Just Off The Wire

We just received this video from inside 'Fire in the Hole' where we find Frankie alone and about to find out what that smell is, let's watch shall we?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Breaking News...

Upon reviewing the film in the security cameras, on the compound here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog, we were able to shed some more light on Chew-Mee Moore's mysterious and sudden death. Apparently Louise tricked Frankie Monkey to entering Fire in the Hole to complete the task on his own....

Monday, March 29, 2010


Yes it's true Chew-Mee Moore is no more, there will be updates on this story as it comes in over the wire...............

Sunday, March 28, 2010


While filming the Mission video the other day, both Frankie and Louise Monkey kept screwing up their lines. Chew-Mee just happened to be walking by and told them to get it right.... Scared the shit out of those two!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010



The Mission

Louise comes up with a plan.....

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Hot Time @......

Da Blue Chilli Bar!

I Wuv da KRB !!

When I Eel Dance 2 dis I feal sooo sexi sexi!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010


Frankie Monkey needs your help.....

Who Want Paw Paw Salad?

Chew-Mee's BFF

Any1 who no liky da new bloggy can go talk to my friend 'Snuggles' I here dat he loves monkey meat...

Dis 1 is 4......

Cherry Blossom Smith

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Found Louise...

but still looking for the others. She has some advice, "Run!" Apparently Chew-Mee has taken over the blog for her birthday month. Might have to appease Chew-Mee with a fabulous gift. Does anyone know what do get a Cambodian lady boy eel dancer for their birthday? I'm stumped....

Dis Sooooooo Funny

Chew-Mee Be Thy Name....

Monday, March 22, 2010

Nurse Thunk-It & Dr.C.

Do you feel uncomfortable in your own sock? Do you suffer from feelings of uncertainty when it comes to your gender? Do you long to live life as someone else?
If so, head on down south of the border for a quick visit to Nurse Thunk-it and Dr. C!
(Si hablar Espanol!)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Out of Uranus

Since we have so many Iron Maiden fans out there, I think every other post will be a Iron Maiden song from now till June 17th.....and for anyone who does not care for this can go blow it out of Uranus.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Saturday Shopping With Judy

Seems Judy is still on Orange Blossom Trail shopping at the all the sleazy sex shops. Think she just might splurge and get these nipple clamps....

Friday, March 19, 2010

The Number of the Squid

The other day while I was taking a bath with my eel, I heard this high pitched squeal that sounded inhuman. When I came out of the spa, I found Jade AKA Squid staring at the PC with her jaw hanging open mumbling "They are coming"..........

I told the Squid if Iron Maiden ever came back to Arizona that I would take her, so it's looks like on June 17th we are off to Phoenix.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Inside the boudoir of Zongo...

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While all of the sock monkeys were hanging out in Venus' boudoir the other night, Zongo the Voodoo Sock Monkey and two others stayed in. These three NEVER leave the boudoir, otherwise known as Fire in the Hole. Let's take a peek in there shall we?
He is French...
Otherwise known as Zongo's wife. We did a Meet the Monkeys segment on her a long time ago... Remember? Zongo had removed her hands and feet so she couldn't run away from him?
AND, The Gimp! Who could forget him?
Pretty kinky inside that boudoir, if I do say so myself!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Inside the Boudoir of Venus de Mars...

Louise and the monkeys were ecstatic to be part of the Venus de Mars show at Hot Licks last night. Louise clung to Venus' mike all night long. She didn't have much to say, I think she had stage fright.
After the show I overheard her saying, "Oh what a fantastic night that was! I did a great job if I do say so myself. The show went off without a hitch, the sound was great, the audience was receptive...... I did have to feed Lynette a few of her poetry lines, poor dear was so nervous up there....."
Even Ling-Ling was in on the act. They had the special task of holding Venus' drink while she preformed. The fame has shot straight to all the monkey heads. They think they are going on tour with the band...

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Monkey Meeting!

Louise has called a house meeting to go over the specifics of tomorrow night's 'gig', as Louise is now calling it, with the other monkeys. She wants to make sure everyone is on their best behavior and nothing gets screwed up. You can listen in on the clip below and be sure to catch the show!
Venus de Mars at Hot Licks tomorrows night 3/15! Show starts at 7pm.

A Good Talking Too...

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Devil Inside

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Well this has not been Louise's week at all. First off, just as she was getting ready for her "Lost Boys" party, the guest of honor ends up in the morgue. Then she finds out that Judy has taken over the OBT and is a big hit. Wanting to take a break from reality she takes a shit load of Red Devil LSD, then just as she is on death's door she see the Devil himself come out of the gates of Hell with a scroll in his mouth that has her initials on it...
So how was your week?

Friday, March 12, 2010

Judy Takes a Walk on the Wild Side......

"Judy came from Bisbee, Az hitch-hiked her way across the USA. Plucked her eyebrow on the way. Shaved her legs and then he was a she, she says hey babe take a walk on the wild side....

(Play both videos at the same time)

Thanks to Linda Loo Hoo for the Judy clip and to whoever did the Youtube video. They both seem to go hand in hand, it also makes for good background music since Judy does not speak....

Thursday, March 11, 2010


Well it seems Judy has meet a fun group of guys while hanging out with Linda Loo Hoo...
and she has even remembered a tip from Louise on how to turn a public bathroom into a hotel suite in seconds flat!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

R.I.P. Corey Haim

Louise says, "I'm just gonna lay in bed all day with a case of Hawaiian Blue MD 20/20 and a big bag of pills while I play Lost Boys over and over again, remembering all the good times we had Corey." *Wipes tears from her button eyes* "I love you Corey Haim! I don't care who knows...."

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Tennessee or Bust!

Word must have leaked that Linda Loo Hoo and Judy were on their way to Tennessee....
Everyone and their brother came out to the airport to greet the pair and welcome them to lovely Memphis, Tennessee!
Madam Linda Loo Hoo was overheard saying, "Come on Judy, it's off to the airport bar we go....!"

Monday, March 8, 2010

You Guessed Right!

Judy is with the infamous Madame Linda Loo Hoo! Stayed tuned for their adventures in Tennessee!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Making the Scene!

Finally! Judy has arrived, but just were is she? She is drinking a Long Island Ice Tea and we all know a certain someone who is just crazy for those Long Islands, other than Louise herself that is....

Friday, March 5, 2010

Street Hassle

Just way to lazy to post today, but will post something. So here it is, I was playing this the other day and was starting to wonder if that is Louise doing the rap 5mins in to this song?

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Judy's Not In Kansas Anymore....

Well we see that FedUps is really on the job, it looks like Judy has make it to his/her destination.

It also looks like he/she has already made a new friend, but where the hell is Judy????

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

More from 'Fire in the Hole'

Well it can't all be about painting sock monkeys, I'm working on three different styles at the moment. Tibetan Thankga, Sock Monkey and Sick & Twisted.....
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Tibetan Skeleton

Green Tara

Bad News 12/21/21