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Monday, December 27, 2010

Oh No!

It's Maxx! The Psycho Sock Monkey Cereal Killer!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Tee-Vee Dinna!

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"Times is rough!"
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Where Are They Now?

Since it has been years since anything has happened on the blog we decided to do a running "Where are they now?" segment. Let's start with Ms. Chew-Mee Moore.
She has opened her own house painting business, "Wot's o cheap charlie out there hire me for next to noting!".....

Friday, November 5, 2010

Is That?

LOUISE?
Can't escape her!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Lousie says...

"VOTE! Cuz I'm not going to!"

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Undecided

Arunas is getting ready to but is not sure what to be. Pirate, Police Officer, or Geisha Girl...

Monday, October 25, 2010

Dressing up?

What should Louise be for Halloween?

How about a Halloween classic like Pumpkin Head?

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WTF!?!? Two f 'en posts for all of OCTOBER? Jeez-us... This blog blows!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

ALO-Fucking-HA!

Louise says, "Now that's what I'm taking about! I think I'll have one, after another! Ha, ha, ha..."

Sunday, September 19, 2010

A Bite to Eat!

Chew-Mee enjoys a quick snack at Bisbee's first Zombie Prom!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Gone Fishin'

Yep, that's right. Come back tomorrow, maybe we will have something for you...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Up Shit Creek

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After a night of partying with the Apaches, Louise is ready to go home. But wait...

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Kill the Monkey, Kill the Monkey...

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Well after trying to eat Louise's pickled monkey brains the Chupacabra lost his appetite and threw Louise to a near by group of Apaches who left her staked down to an ant hill. Guess she pissed them off too!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.2

What does one do when they wake up at 2:30 am and can't get back to sleep?

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They make a movie....Shot in Chew-Mee Vision!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.1

Well it was just a matter of time before Louise pissed someone or something off...

After she tore down the 'Beware!! Chupacabra Nesting Area' sign to use as firewood to make lunch. She takes a nap on some near by rocks, maybe Louise had one too many Hawaiian
Spam Burgers. Because she was out cold in no time,only to fart and snore up a Storm.Till something comes by to wake her up.....


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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Meanwhile, Back at the House...

Frankie Monkey and Tio Jude decide to make some lamb stew. Frankie Monkey is not certain, but he suspects Tio Jude has been into the cooking sherry, he keeps calling Frankie Monkey by Louise's name!?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Hungry?

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Louise is making you dinner!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

USO

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Louise was not to impressed with the scenery, but she did encounter a USO. Unidentified Swimming Object. Stay tuned for more Salt River adventure!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

No Rest(stop) for the Wicked!

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Louise refused to use any one of the hundreds of rest stops we came across on the way up to Salt River. However once we arrived at our final destination she makes a startling realization...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

Kill...kill...kill...Cha...cha...cha

Louise says, "Think I'll go camping! I can binge drink and have hot sex."
"Maybe get killed, but that is a big maybe..."

Thursday, August 12, 2010

A Photo Explained...

Tour Wonk sent a link to this pic asking for an explanation from Louise. Louise says, "Duh Wendy! It's an three-some and they obviously all have ass fetishes!"

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

Later that Same Night....

Louise headed out to Lammas Night ready to tie one on...
until someone slipped her a whole bag of s'hrooms. From then on she was seen babbling profusely to herself while propped up on her drink cup...

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Louise Says...

"Yeah, well, got some bad news about Lamb Chop. Seems she went and got herself sacrificed. Jeez, what was she thinking? Anyway, there could be some hostile fan back lash, but eh, I'm not to worried about it..."

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Getting Ready For...

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Lammas Night at Hot Licks tonight. Nothing says a good time like angry gods and virgin sacrifice. Louise is going but she is in dire need of a good costume...

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The Cut

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Monday, July 26, 2010

Technical Difficulties....

(Louise forgot the password to get into to Blogger!)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

I Wonder Where...

"Judy is. Haven't seen her since she hopped in that car on OBT...."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Tie!

The polls closed today only to reveal that the names Prince Abstracto and Basil Rothbone tied! Louise says, "Oh christ, will this ever end?" Please make your final name choice with the crappy poll that might not even register your vote!
Thank you and have a nice day!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Introducing Malphas the Raven

He landed on Jade's top hat a few days ago while she was out for a moon lit stroll and has since refused to leave. He is hoping to make some new friends while here in town. He is on his way to look up a fellow by the name of Toulouse.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Getting High!

Louise joined Maia and Chew-Mee at Fire in the Hole the other day for some painting action. Louise didn't really care about the environmental message these two were trying to convey with their project, she was more interested in the paint fumes wafting through the air.

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Name of the Game...

Well after a week of name collecting we have a total of six! Thanks for playing along! Now we have to narrow it down to just one. Please take a second to vote on YOUR favorite name suggestion. Here are the enters and who suggested them.

Louise submitted the name Cricket to mirror everyones interest in naming him (cricket, cricket). I chose Basil Rothbone becuase it sounded upscale. Gretchen suggested Prince Abstracto, and he does look like royalty. Kate submitted Johnny Treasure because, "Johnny got this amazing doll given to him by a neighbor who travels all over the world!" Biz-Killer Bee submitted Sir Pum-per-Nickel and Linda liked Oddlyenuf I. Haventwon. In a weeks time the poll will be closed and he will have a cool name!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Outtake!

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The cameras caught Louise's diva like rant about the new guy the other day....

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dinner with Pepper

This video is just for you Cherry Blossom, it was a One Shot Deal to get this on film and it almost cost me my life!!! Hope U Likey XOXOX Chew-Mee

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( I have no idea what that Thumping sound is, maybe it was my heart.)

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

3 Days Left!

To submit name ideas for the new guy in town!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Prime Spot!

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Here is a re-cap of Louise's 4th of July! She absolutely LOVES this holiday because you get a free pass to drink lots of beer, light things on fire, and act like an idiot! "God bless America!"

Burn Baby Burn!

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Saturday, July 3, 2010

They Come, They Go...

Turns out the stranger in the audience the other night headed down to Bisbee after the show. Louise thought he fit the bill of a Bisbee 'local' to a tee.

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Gasp! No name? Now that is weird even for Bisbee! Help us name this guy! Please put any suggestions in the comment box below!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Comedy Club...

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To make some extra cash this summer Louise has been doing open mike night at certain bars up in Tucson. Sometimes the crowd is great!

Audience Response...


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Sometimes they just don't 'get' her...

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

Lazy Days of Summer...

Yeah, not much going on here...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Friday, June 18, 2010

Nite Wit Da Maiden; Pt. 1

The day had finally arrived ! Jade AKA Squid got to see her favorite band. Boy was Frankie Monkey ever bummed out when he found out they only bought him so Louise would not get them all BUSTED on the way up to Phoenix.She already had her hands full keeping Chew-Mee out of trouble....
Frankie Monkey just stayed back at the hotel and ran up the pay per view channel bill.
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Nite Wit Da Maiden; Pt.2

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THE SQUID ROCKS OUT !

Thursday, June 17, 2010

El Dorado

As Chew-Mee & The Squid head off to find El Dorado in Phoenix with Iron Maiden......


They find that there has been a Sock Monkey mix up. Louise was suppose to tag along but slept in. Frankie Monkey said he would go in her place thinking they were going to a Justin Bieber Concert. Little did he realize...

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sometimes...

the monkeys are just too darn cute! I came home and found them reading the Livestock Weekly.
Turns out Louise's shrimping operation went belly up, "Like a lot of things in the Gulf. Ha, ha, ha, ha..."
so she is turning her attention to raising cattle. "Turns out there are numerous cattle operations out here in the West. Who knew?"

Monday, June 14, 2010

WHAT!?


"But there a hoot to hang out with...."

Saturday, June 12, 2010

The Vote Is In....

Let's here it for the funniest Sock Monkey ya know, Louise!
"Wait, don't I get a trophy or something? Some flowers? A little something extra for my pocketbook?"

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Outta Here!

Louise could not stand the suspense of the voting outcome. She left at six to go visit a friend of hers....

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

VOTE NOW!

Come share your opinion of Louise Monkey with the world! Join in the fun by casting your vote today!
Is she the...
  • funniest Sock Monkey you know.

  • most vulgar Sock Monkey you know.

  • most arrogant Sock Monkey you know.

OR

  • nicest Sock Monkey you know.

(Our personal favorite here at LSM Head Quarters)

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Git 2 Work !

Dat write Louise it time 2 get 2 workie ! Chew-Mee's Batik Work/Sweat Shop coming soon.....

Monday, June 7, 2010

Vacating...

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Vacation is over you lazy monkey, get back to work!