Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Hose A Hippy

While on patrol in The Gulch today, "Little Dick & His Flying Eye-Ball" were very happy to see someone else was on the job.To make sure that everyone stays well 'Groomed'So keep Bisbee clean and hose a dirty hippy today....
Because you live the life you hose!


Well this is about as close to an art show or gallery I ever care to get. When I went over to Bisbee Bug the other day to ask Mayor Jack if I could cut some steel for another painting I was planing, this dude walks up to me and asked me what kind of art I did? I replied "sick and twisted" he said, "Cool, I like sick and twisted." So as we got to talking I told him about my Batopilas project. He told me about his project in Oaxaca, Mexico. To make a long story short, you now have a renegade from Chihuahua home of Poncho Villa, and you have another that hangs out in the home town of Maria Sabina. in co-hoots. So if you happen to see us both on the streets of Bisbee together, the best thing to do is just walk away, don't even make eye contact, just walk away.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Bisbee Never Forgets

While walking up the Broadway stairs yesterday Loki's face caught my eye. As I read the graffiti around it I realized this spot seems to have become a memorial wall for the recently deceased and loved locals of Bisbee. Just thought I'd share.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunshine Sunday

From the looks of it the event for Sunshine raised lots of cash. Thanks to Ed Smith for use of his backyard! Seeing all the performers and the special folks here in Bisbee come together gave me a nice feeling. Nothing like good music and beer on a lovely Sunday afternoon. Here are some pic of the day in case you missed it.

All This and Free Wine Too!

Hello everyone, Jess here to fill you in on yesterdays adventure.
As you may already know, several local artist displayed their art all over Bisbee this weekend. Miss Moore and I decide to drop in on Gretchen Baers show. "Wow!" was all Chew-Mee could say. I don't think she's ever been to a show before and was fascinated with all she saw.
We found the artist brimming with excitement as she madly drew in her sketch pad. I know she wished she could have stayed there all day, but she had to run off at 2:30 to prepare for her night job as a hash slinger.
This was my favorite piece in the show. I would buy it if I had the cash and a place to hang it, but alas I have neither. Be sure to catch her "Flowers for Hillary" art show on May 9th at the Candelabra Gallery See you there!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Adios Chew-Mee Moore

Yes it's time to say good-bye to Miss Chew-Mee Moore and his/her eels. Looks like it's time to dust off the ol'cowboy hat and get back to work as a Cowboy Chihuahuanese again.

Adios Putos, Esteban Duraznos Varga

Spanish Translation; Esteban = Steven. Duraznos = Peaches. Putos = Fuckers. And Varga= Hard On in Raramuri.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Good-Bye Dolls, Hello Rat Fink

As I told Big Brass at the Anti-Christ-Mas Party, I'm done with the cutting off of doll heads and gluing dead animal heads in their place. I was going to get back in to Batik again, but to be honest if I never touch hot wax or dye my hands some funky ass color again, I wouldn't lose sleep over it. Then as I was was painting the Jeepster P-40, BB told me about 1-Shot paint. Oh man WOW WHAT A NICE PAINT! So I say the hell with Batik, I'm going to now go in to the"Rat Fink Style" phase of art now. I'm working on 2 of them right now, as well as a Chew-Mee Moore Mona Lisa. So as you all saw I'm done with the doll head that was my last one. I had the bird head for a long time but never had a body for it. So this is the sick and twisted game I've now come up with, since Hawaii has such a great Mythology, why not The HCA Island as well? So after Louise blew that Island out of her cooter, Zongo sent in the 1st Goddess "Cassandra The Cone Nose". But when she sticks her snout in to you, she fills you full of "Love Juice" and you become an instant nymphomaniac. Then the Island was sent to Big Brass & The HCA with only a bird head, I will leave the rest up to her. Now the plan is to pass the island around to who ever wants it, and they must come up with their own goddess. We now have an insect and bird goddess,so we still need a fish, reptile, flower, tree, etc. etc. And when it's all done it goes back to The HCA Goddess herself Miss Big Brass Baer.

Anything Goes

HOT OFF THE PRESS! Here is a new AC/DC video that just came out. It was filmed at their Paris show. It's from The Black Ice Tour which is now in Europe. We saw the same show in Phoenix back in December. Enjoy the show...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Chew-Mee Gets A Little Head

Yes folks it looks like I Chew-Mee Moore, has come up with yet another fun filled sick and twisted game.But I must now take Miss Jess to AP so she can get her teeth drilled, Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! More game details will be posted this afternoon. So check back later,if you dare! XOXO Chew-Mee

Monday, March 23, 2009

Birth of an Island

Now that we are in the month of Aries the birth sign of Louise, Chew-Mee and Zongo, let's get this clam bake cooking with some Ram Jam...
Things got real hot between Zongo and Louise at the 'ol "Fire In The Hole" this weekend. So hot in fact, Zongo knocked Louise up and she gave birth to an island yesterday. Just like Pele did to Hawaii, and the name of this island is....


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Arunas Says....

"What a dull Sunday! I wish I could have gone to see the lovely Natalia Zuckerman preform... But alas, I was stuck here with this wretched family!"


Muggsy experiments with morphine...

Friday, March 20, 2009

Hula Hula Land

Now that the "Son of Whore" Jeepster P-40 has been fixed it looks like time for a new Mission/Game.Now this one is not as sick and twisted as "The Gimp" and anyone can play that dares/wants to. Check back soon for the details, I will give you everyone a hint, it has to do with Hula Hula Land and The HCA...


Certain people remind me of these guys..... And not in a good way.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Muggsy in Portland (Pt. 2)

Here are the details of the second part of Muggsy's life in Portland, Oregon. As told by my sister, Angelina Smith, and embellished a bit by me.
Muggsy now resides in Portland, Oregon with me (Angelina). She is an activist! What does she bark out against? You would have to sit down over a bone or two while she explained it to you. She is very deep!
She is known to prefer the company of females and when she is not busy digging in the dirt, spends her spare time with her girlfriend Sam...
She craves mystery and is always trying on clever disguises and name changes. Not unlike that crazy celebrity, Lilo!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Roper Lake

Here are a few of my favorite shots from yesterdays excursion to Roper Lake....