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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

At the Movies!

Louise went to see Avatar yesterday. She loved it and hasn't left the theater yet!

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I think she has seen it eighteen times so far and she even began dousing her popcorn with LSD...

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Christmas Eve Spectacular Recap

Whew! Four posts in one day! The next few posts are a recap of the Christmas Eve Spectacular that took place at Cafe Choka. In case you missed out, here are the highlights!

The Ghost of Christmas Past was there to offer holiday dessert tips. His main tip? Be sure to eat as much sugar as you can!

Special Guests...

Father Christmas and the Abominable Sock Monkey stopped by and blessed the kitchen and all the staff that work in it!

Goth Ginger Bread House!

Nothing says Christmas quite like a Gothic Ginger Bread House...
Jade, Sean and Matt kicked it off the decorating at five sharp!
I snapped a quick pic and then handed the camera over to Jade...
The photos became dark and eerie...
But still had an air of charm!
Ah, nothing says Christmas like a Gothic Ginger Bread House!

Holiday Photo Tips with Passion Fwower...

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Here is a video clip starring local photographer Charlene Mitchell. She was part of the Magic here at Cafe Roka on Christmas Eve. Let's listen to what she has to say...

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Holiday Magic!

Cafe Choka Proudly Presents...



Jesse and Gretchen's Christmas Eve Spectacular!!!



Gothic Ginger Bread House Decorating with Jade and Sean kicks it all off...



Special Guests Pat and Heather from the BBC...


The Ghost of Christmas Past will share desert making tips...



Local photographer Charlene Mitchell will share some Holiday Photo Tips...




Special appearances by Father Christmas with The Abominable Cambodian Sock Monkey and Judy the Transgender Sock Monkey...



Come sip hot coco or have a refreshing eggnog while taking in the Christmas sounds courtesy of DJ Dirty Eddie Smith!



See You There!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Back Across the Line....

Louise and Judy didn't make it far once back across the line from Naco. Judy's crotch was throbbing so Louise suggested they apply some ice....
Linoel, the owner of the Gay 90's, was not to thrilled to have them in the house but served them none the less. He said they could indeed have some ice but it would be served in a glass, and come in the form of a beverage. Once Judy received the said beverage she wrapped her legs around it and stayed that way while Louise had a few of the bars drink special, a Pink Tweaker. "Fuck yeah! Just my kinda drink! Keep'em coming Lionel!"
Judy got a ride back up to Bisbee to prepare for The Christmas Eve Spectacular (live at Cafe Roka!!) but Louise stayed to have a few more...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Final Cut!

Louise said, "Well the tools look clean even thought I can smell urine." And with that there was nothing left to do but operate......

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Join us tomorrow as Louise and Judy head back to the good old USA, that is if they can get through.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Christmas Wishes do come True!

Louise took Judy across the line today to make her Christmas wish come true.
We headed on over to see Dr. Canez in her soon to be built downtown office location. Always the professional she was ready to help. She explained the process involved and answered all of Judy's questions.
The staff included a familiar looking anesthesiologist....
And the lovely Nurse Thunk-It.... Let's see how it went.
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Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion, aptly titled The Final Cut....

Sunday, December 20, 2009

What a Drag!








Just where have we been the last few days? Why trying to keep up with Judy as she hit the scene. Saturday night she headed out to Hot Licks to catch the Drag Queen show...










She picked up a few pointers from the ladies on how to sip cocktails and look elegant...

I think she got the right idea.

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She yearned to be in the spotlight, And for a brief second she was. Sigh! Join us tomorrow as Louise takes her down to Naco to see Dr. Canez for a operaciĆ³n de cambio de sexo.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Scandal Hits!!

Scandalous pictures have recently surfaced...

Apparently there has been some kind of sock monkey orgy.....

Looks like it was fun!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I Know, I Know...

I know I was suppose to wait before I began transforming James to Judy, but once he saw a pair of my fake lashes there was no stopping him/her! Note the eyes before and....
After! He/she was so happy with just this little change in appearance. I think it looks cute too! We won't see any more of him/her till Christmas Eve when he/she goes to bat those long lashes at Fred and the Roka gang. That night she will get passed to someone new so they can add something too!

Monday, December 14, 2009

From James 2 Judy

We here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog live to celebrate the diversity of life. Having brought you the first Siamese Sock Monkey, Ling-Ling, we now attempt to bring you the first Transgender Sock Monkey, James... er, Judy if it all goes well.

Chew-Mee sat for hours trying to find a way to introduce James the Uptight (Wannabee Transgender) Sock Monkey and his story. I snapped a pic while he/she sat staring at the computer screen for hours with writers block! Finally it came to him/her!
Poor James the Uptight Sock Monkey... Since birth he has been so unhappy, never fitting in or feeling comfortable in his own sock. He knows deep down inside he is really a girl sock monkey. He feels trapped in the very under toned body of a boy sock monkey. Instead of accepting the fact of his true identify and doing his best to achieve personal happiness he rebelled against it by becoming a Republican. However slandering human and gay rights only made him unhappier. I think Chew-Mee of all people can relate best to him and help him to solve his problem. She recently had a talk with him, let's listen in shall we. (Be warned SOCK MONKEY lady boy porn ahead!! But not to much, so relax!)

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OK, well then problem solved. Won't you please help James become Judy? I will start by adding an item. On Christmas Eve I will pass him to the next person. They add/change an item, helping him become a her.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Jesus, I Need a Drank!


Louise has been through so much lately! She needs a break! We will not be posting for a week. Yes, a whole week. But please tune in again to see her score her new favorite drink, Purple Drank. Just what is it? "Purple drank' is a slang term for a recreational drug popular in the hip-hop community of the southern United States. Its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine.[1] Cough syrup is typically mixed with ingredients such as Sprite soft drink and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy. The purplish hue of purple drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup." We will head out to Circle K to have one with her... Stay tuned. But not too tuned....

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Mountain Spa

Hm, what is that way back there?
Oh, it's you Louise. I guess you have been at Chew-Mee's Mountain Spa all day.... No wonder it's been so quiet around here.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Holiday Shopping Continues...

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Louise is still up at the Phoenix Mall threatening people.

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Louise has stars in her eyes. I no longer think she is shopping for others.

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This is getting as bad as her heroin addiction!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

On to....

Hot Topic! Louise went in to pick out a gift for Jade but ended up chatting with the clerks instead. Let's listen in shall we?

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Take!

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That's right, if Louise doesn't get prompt service she just helps herself.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Holiday Shopping with Louise

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Looking for a place to park can be a bitch!

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Louise has been playing Mafia Wars on Facebook a little too much...(Stay tuned for more holiday shopping fun with Louise!)

Friday, November 27, 2009

Where in The World...

is Louise? She left at three this morning. Said she was off to Christmas shop in Phoenix. I'd bet money she is in some seedy bar instead.....

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Getting Ready!

Louise is in charge of making the pies this year. She thought it would be a great idea to drop some LSD and bake. She is not having much luck....

Monday, November 23, 2009

It Was Bound to Happen....

There are so many characters in this house we sometimes get confused.....
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Venetian Canals??

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Louise seems to think that since Chew-Mee couldn't afford to take them both to Italy, she brought Italy to them....

Thursday, November 19, 2009

What Does That Mean?

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Louise is starting to really get on my nerves....

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Bath Time!

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Waking up in Juarez surrounded by dogs was only the tip of the iceberg. After waiting for Julia for over six hours to pick her up in El Paso, Louise finally made it back. Needless to say, she really needs a bath!

Monday, November 16, 2009

We Ain't Going Nowhere!

Louise says, "Rest assured the Louise Slut Monkey Blog will trudge on!"

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Chew-Mee's Address

Jade found this picture on-line and said it reminded her of Chew-Mee. Maybe it was a previous address?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Oh No Not Again!

Geez Louise not again! Looks like Louise has hijack another train filled with Black Ice Meth and took off to El Paso to see AC/DC tomorrow night.......
Didn't we just go through all this last year?

Friday, November 13, 2009

OUT OF CONTROL

WARNING!!! LOUISE HAS HACKED IN TO FACEBOOK AND OPENED HER OWN ACCOUNT!!! NOW THE BITCH IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!


GOD HELP US ALL!!!!
(Be sure to read all her comments that she has been leaving everywhere. Because there is no mercy in the gulch Motherfuckers!)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

You Hungry?

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Louise is making dinner tonight...

Monday, November 9, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Another Day, Another Chore

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Chores suck, just ask Louise.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Yearbook!

Not to be outdone, Louise shares a few shots from her yearbook.
She was a member of the yearbook crew.
You could often find her gabbing on the phone....
She was a band major! Shh don't tell anyone!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Happy 40th!

Sesame Street celebrates it's 40th anniversary today!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Busted!

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Mom comes home everyday at 4:14, Louise is never ready!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Hot Tub

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Louise popped into our room Saturday night to check it out. Being the simpleton she is, she was really impressed with the 'tub.'

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Chew-Mee's Year Book

Just happen to find my old yearbook yesterday.....
Off to the Prom...
Cooking up Meth in science class...
Getting a reach around from number 33...
On the phone to Big Brass...
Off to see Alice Cooper.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Beer Run...

Louise is still down in Jamaica. She is making her second Red Stripe run as we speak. She should be back in the states by Sunday. "Now pass that spliff! Ire Mon!"

Monday, October 26, 2009

Something for the Pain

Due to all the pain from Chew-Mee hacking out her kidney, Louise heads down to Jamaica with her good buddy Rastamutt to see if she can find some relief....

Sunday, October 25, 2009

It

Frankie Monkey had got it. He's not to sure what to do with it, but he's got it!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

It aint Easy...

Living in fresco.
(Passed out after a party with the other monkeys. Bedroom closet. 2001)