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Sunday, March 1, 2009

Bisbee Toilet Police; CODE RED

WARNING! CODE RED FOR CLAWSON-TEMBY AREA!
Hello everyone, Toilet Police Chief Arunas here. Due to the large amount of water drinking, bread eating tourist in town this weekend and the escape of Andre The Junkie Monkey, we are now in a "Code Red Wet Bread Dough Junkie Flush" for the Clawson, Temby area. We hope to have the situation fixed ASAP. Thank You, Police Chief Arunas

4 comments:

Charlene said...

Yikes! That's my neighborhood! What to do? What to do? Oh, dear.....

Charlene said...
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Hillary Clinton Army said...

I live in the general area. Should I be using precautions as well?

Jess said...

You can never be too safe with sock monkeys loose in the city!