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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Meet the Monkeys

Hello everyone, Jess here to introduce you to Margarete... where are you Margarete? Come out, come out wherever you are...
There she is, don't be shy! Margarete is from Haiti... she is kind of a high Voo-Doo priestess. When we first got her we noticed something odd about her hands and feet...
Namely, she doesn't have any! Jade said she was a prostitute who had her hands severed during a freak accident. I was set to believe that, with her facial expression and all, but then I heard from Zongo that she is actually his wife!
He explained he had to cut her hands off to prevent her from stealing his things, guess he is rather possessive of his stuff. Her feet had to go too so she wouldn't run away from him. Doesn't sound so great being Zongo's wife... Big Brass take heed.
The other monkeys are nice to her and treat her no differently than anyone else. However, I have heard Frankie Monkey trying to talk her into getting some prosthetics, think he has a thing for them little sicko that he is.

2 comments:

love23 said...

I love MARGARETE she is my favorite!

El-Change-O! said...

I hear ya, I'm keeping a level head around Zongo!
I was just wondering when Zongo might need my help with a little late night torture photography again?
Margarete looks a little, well,slow for my taste!