Waking up in Bisbee's Evergreen Cemetery and still seeing red from the Red-Devil LSD, Louise is not to sure if what is about to happen is real or if she still just tripping...
Because out of nowhere an eye-ball appears...
But it looks to be real! It's Eye-Job, a secret spy for The GOP...
And it looks like he is taking Louise away, but where are they going?
Helpless, and now with her head stuffed in a giant eye, she has no choice but to go along...
Told to relax and enjoy the in flight show (The 700 Club) they will be reaching there destination soon...
Suddenly she feels herself going down, down, down and starts to hear this music. (OK, this time I'll give you a break from AC/DC and play something a little light) So here is The GOPs theme song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GRR_n_yQGA
She starts to smell a mixture of suffer, ash and caribou...
Then she hears this voice that sounds like nails scraping on a chalkboard...
As the eye-ball is removed, Louise has this feeling that's things are about to get a little strange...
Then she sees the owner of the voice, now Louise is getting really creeped out! Because this thing wants to be her friend and wants her to join the GOP... 
And for some reason she wants Louise to mate with this really, really old half dino dude named John...
Sarah wants Louise to vote for 'Dino Dude' so that they can keep 'The GOP War Machine' going, but Louise tells them to kiss her sock monkey ass!
Looks like Louise wants to play hardball, so now it's time to take the gloves off...
So she is taken to go see 'Neo-Dick' and 'King GW' himself....
The place stunk of death... 
They try to tell Louise that war is good and that they have become very rich from it...
She is the put on the slab and they try to teach her about their ways of war and unlimited power. They can do whatever they want,wherever they want and to whoever they want...
But Louise starts to repeat the one word that is taboo to say to the GOP...
So they try to drug her and call in 'Opie The Smack Baby' to shoot 100gr. of pure 'China White' in to her neck. But it does not have the affect that they were hoping for..(Time for another song, now I found lots of clips for this song but this one was the best.Who else but Louise would dance at a time like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOkLX5-gdc
Opie and Louise become great buddies and make plans to go and Par-Tay. But 'Neo-Dick' has other plans for her...
Now after 48hrs on the 'Brainwashing Machine' ( Where she had to watch more 700 Club and old Ronald Reagan movies.) Still with no success at all! Due to the fact that Louise's brain is harder than petrified wood...
So they try to drug her and call in 'Opie The Smack Baby' to shoot 100gr. of pure 'China White' in to her neck. But it does not have the affect that they were hoping for..(Time for another song, now I found lots of clips for this song but this one was the best.Who else but Louise would dance at a time like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOkLX5-gdc
Opie and Louise become great buddies and make plans to go and Par-Tay. But 'Neo-Dick' has other plans for her... 
Now after 48hrs on the 'Brainwashing Machine' ( Where she had to watch more 700 Club and old Ronald Reagan movies.) Still with no success at all! Due to the fact that Louise's brain is harder than petrified wood...
They give up and decide to chop her up and make her into 'Monkey Pate' to be fed to 'The GOP Monster'!
2 comments:
Whoooaa! You made me feel like I was in Hell's Deep too! What a trip! I think I need a relaxant or a laxative or a labotomy or something! Poor Louise!
Just as long as she gets out of that dome! Free Louise!
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