Louise & Chew-Mee Stop The GOP Pt.2 'Shoot to Thrill' It's Par-Tay Time! Because 'Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be'

Now for most people going to 'Hell' is a bad thing, but not for Louise. For her it means "Par-Tay Time!" And with it being 'Halloween Night' and the eve of 'Dia de los Muertos' looks like anything goes...

Sounds like Louise, who else would have a running tab with the Devil in Hell? Now since Louise used the Hell's Bell to escape she is only aloud to stay for one hour in Hell to Par-Tay! Then she has to die to return to the Upper World. Most of the time when she is in Hell she would just OD, but for some reason this time she picks 'Nos' aka Nosferatu ...

"OK, well then 'Nos' it is." Says the Devil. He also tells her that it was a wise choice because The Jester has some really bad LSD called 'Red-Devils' and to OD on them would not be a very fun way to go, and if she did happen to run into The Jester take only one 'Red-Devil'. He also warned her to watch out because 'Dick Cheney' had gotten out of "Hells Deep" and some others had escaped as well. "Whatever you do don't piss off The Gate Keeper." He had his hands full looking for Dick and the others, so he had no time to waste dealing with a, "Psycho Slut Sock Monkey, in Hell on Halloween Night." To that Louise says; "Yea whatever Big D now put on some AC/DC and let's get this Clam Bake Cook'n"...

Who is the first one she runs in to? Chew-Mee of all people, but CM was only really in purgatory and was not to sure what was going on. She knew that she had two hours to Par-Tay, first hour taking care of Louise and the other was drinking 'Tesguino' at a Tarahumara party that was also going on later, not knowing which would be worse... http://www.questconnect.org/tara_tesguino.htm

Chew-Mee starts to tell Louise that after the escape from the Chicago jail she stops at an ATM with her Obama tee shirt on...big mistake. After getting an 'M' carved in her cheek, dragged behind a pick-up truck with a rope then getting run over was no pick-nick...

But Louise did not seem to care too much about her sob story, after all she was in Hell to Par-Tay! She cared more about where the bartender was.

She then gets her order in...

But it seemed that wherever she went, she owed people money...

She spots the 'Bolivian Coke Demon' just as they run in to 'Hoser The Pedo' who had also escaped from 'Hells Deep'...

Pedo said he was taking care of 'Jesse Lou' who was also in purgatory after she had gotten trampled to dead at Disney Land trying to get Mickey's autograph...

But Louise & Chew-Mee thought something else was going on...

After getting a kilo of '100% pure Bolivian' Louise starts packing her snoze, then asked The Demon if he knew where The Jester was...

By then she was drunk and coked out of her mind. She snorted the whole kilo up her nose in 10 minutes then The Jester pops up...

Now it's time for yet another AC/DC song this is on of my favs after Brain Johnson took over for Bon Scott. From the 'Back in Black' album, every time I hear it I think of Louise whacked on pills with a gun. Oh geez, now that's a sick thought... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF-ZLYspyA8

'SHOOT TO THRILL'
" I'm gonna take you down yeah, down, down, down. So don't you fool around I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger. Shoot to thrill, play to kill. Too many women with too many pills. Shoot to thrill, play to kill. "

Thinking about Louise and shooting I feel I should also add this little ol' tune; Gone Shootin' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmayGJ4D7L8 About a girl that's nowhere to be found because she is off shooting up heroin. Sometimes I wonder if Louise really was a muse for a lot of AC/DC songs.

Now that Louise is drunk, coked out and tripping hard on Red-Devil LSD. She is all horned out and starts looking for some hot Devil Girl Puu-Say!

Her first stop is at 'Madam Linda's Hot Ho's R Us Bordello' but she still owes them money from last time she was there. Plus Nico Ho' sez "Sorry Louise I don't do Psycho Sock Monkeys" a girl does have her limits you know...

Then she starts to hit on every 'Devil-Girl' she can find...

She ever hits on her old teacher from Hogwarts...

Then she makes the mistake of hitting on The Gate Keepers daughter...

So The Fire Chief gets called in to hose Louise down...

Then just as The Chief starts to get her groove on with Louise, a hand out of nowhere grabs Louise by the back of the neck...For some reason Dick has plans to take Louise down to 'Hells Deep' for some fun and games...

"STOP RIGHT THERE DICK AND BLAAAAK OFF THAT MONKEY !"

You hear 'Nos' say, he also tells Dick that he may think he runs things in 'Hell' but he has it mistaken for Iraq again...

Time for another AC/DC song called 'Gimme A Bullet' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcpBLpojT_g&feature=related it just kind of fits the moment...

Nos starts to suck Louise dry...

Thanks to Nos we get some peace and quite at last with Louise finally dead. Her demands and her non-stop blah, blah, blahing was getting on every ones nerves. Maybe now we can enjoy the rest of the night...

So Louise is now on her way back to Bisbee, hoping to finally join up with 'The AC/DC Tour' and 'Par-Tay' some more, even if she was only there for an hour she still says 'Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsWTs20KFg