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Sunday, November 9, 2008

I am a Grandma!

Hello all, Jesse here with wonderful news! Jade came home with Little Stink on Friday! For her Link to Life class she had to take her home and care for her over the weekend. She has a micro chip in her that monitors the care you give or don't give her. She even cries, or screams as Jade calls it, when she needs to be feed, rocked, changed, or burped. Jade was not to happy about losing sleep to care for Little Stink...
I fell in love of course. She is my granddaughter after all. Louise didn't know what to make of her. She wondered if perhaps the little one was actually hers with the horns and all...

In the end she decide she couldn't be, for if it was the poor thing would probably be dead by now. Louise quickly lost interest and left for the Gay 90's to go have a beer with Lionel and shoot pool with Janet. "Babies are boorriinngg! I am out of here!"

"Wonder how much she would get me down in Mexico?"

2 comments:

Paintress Gretchen said...

Sounds like Lil Stink needs to get lost!

Anonymous said...

It was shotrt lived...she passed on at 6 this morning, having woken Jade up only once at 3 am for a feeding...Louise says, "See, even Big Brass knows babies are boorriinngg!"