Thursday, November 27, 2008

In the Pink

After having 10 'Stiff Cocks' (six were drinks and the other four she got from some bikers on top of the the pool table) Louise heads home. Just as she gets there she hears a knock at the door. The guests are all starving and ready to eat, with no dinner to serve Louise sez, "Fuck it, time for plan B." She throws the turkey into the bathtub with five cases of beer (one frozen turkey makes a great ice block) and pulls out a pile of 'Pink Peruvian Flake' and goes for a nose dive. No one eats yet no one goes home hungry. The arriving guests....

Yep that's the way it goes when you have Thanksgiving with Louise, the only really disgusting thing is that she has been using the same turkey for the past 12 years.


El-Change-O! said...

Man, looks like the party was at YOUR place!

Charlene Mitchell said... pass that pink stuff around!!!