LOUISE MONKEY & CHEW-MEE BUSTED AT CHICAGO'S ALLSTATE ARENA ON A RUNAWAY DRUG TRAIN!
Louise Monkey was arrested along with her body guard Chew-Mee Moore and deported to Mexico after they were caught on a stolen train. Their plan was to steal a train, fill it with 5 tons of Crystal Meth dyed black called 'Black Ice' and ram it in to The Allstate Arena and get everyone so wasted this weekend that they would all forget to vote on November 4th. Both of them would then cast 2 votes for themselves making Louise the first Sock Monkey President of the United States of America, (Least she would be smarter than G.W.Bush or McSame McCain) and Chew-Mee would become the first Lady boy Eel Dancer VP (She is way smarter than Sarah Palin, hell even a rock is smarter than Sarah!) But they ended up arrested then deported to a jail in Naco, Sonora Mexico instead. Chew-Mee was able to escape though the jail cell bars like a wet eel. But Louise is still there waiting for someone to come and help break her out so she can rejoin the AC/DC tour and PAR-TAY
After Louise finds out that they are just holding her in Naco till she is gets shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to Camp X-Ray she says, "Keewl...off to go camping on a nice bay in Cuba, is waterbroading the same as surfboarding?"
Then out of the darkness White Tara appears with the plans for a jailbreak.
Trixie is Louise Monkey's pet Demon Poodle.... 
"Shazbot Na-Nu Na-Nu" is last thing you hear Bon Scott say on the last song of 'Highway To Hell' which is 'Night Prowler' it was from the 'Mork & Mindy' TV show......"BARF-OLA!"
!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiF1JQvf_A So it looks like Louise is on her way to hell to Par-Tay, but where the hell is Chew-Mee anyway? 
1 comment:
WTF? This is definitely twisted.
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