"Oh, wait... What's this? Holy Shit! I forgot all about this stash!"
"Yeah baby, now your talking! Don't mind if I do!"
"That's better! Think I will lay here and just twitch for a bit..."
We decide to drive through Sonoita because it's so scenic and the day was perfect for all things scenic.
Louise was driving but as soon as we got into Tucson she abandoned her post... 
"No way am I driving in this tra-fuck!" She was very clear about refusing to drive anymore, so Frank took over and we headed off to release the baby Eagle from his tainted and drug ridden nest.
Once we got him we hit a Mongolian BBQ place... Then headed to Traders to shop, then back home with the baby Eagle in place. Turns out the little guy will be heading back up to Tucson some time this week. He needs to find a nest to call his own and maybe a new job or five. He is doing good however, he still gets a little ill from all those diabetic complications. Louise says, "Wow, being diabetic sure does suck! Why would anyone want to be that?" Don't think she understands, but she was happy to see him!
Frank did the door yesterday while I cleaned for eight ours straight! Let's see if it helps our luck.
We had the appropriate dipping sauces and Tsingtao beer to wash the egg rolls and dim sum down.
Here is Sean's dim sum with a chop stick in it's head. Jade painted on a face. It looked angry but cute at the same time...
After dinner we drew the FU symbol then hung the posters upside down on our front door. Not too sure why they do that but I like to think of it as a way of spreading good luck to others.
Then, later on, we watched a beautiful sunset... Here's an out of focus picture of it. Happy Chinese New Year everyone, I hope this year is one full of love, laughter, and good luck!
Hello everyone, Jess here to fill you in on the latest. Our Internet service has been down for a few days now...So, to keep our readers entertained, Louise and I trekked bravery over to the public library to get our blog on... What an adventure!
"What!? There all being used right now...Fuck! A ten to twenty minute wait! Shit! What good is that? It's open to the public but I can't use it now! "
"Thing I'll catch a few zzzzzzzz's."
"Hm... Who would throw a perfectly good half hot dog away?"
"Finally! Thank god! But wait... What's that smell? The guy here before us had some serious b.o.! I just hate public things...." OK kids, that's it for today. Think our hour of pc use at the library is just about done, I can feel someone breathing down my back to get their turn... We will be blogging every other day until the problem at home is fixed.... Gawd! I just hate not having the net! 
"Here's too you Obama... and a brand new day! What? You have to work all day Jess. Ah, that's too bad! Can you pick up a case of Zima on your way home from Douglas? Oh, and some cocktail onions too!"
Here's a picture of Louise in action. She gave away a free brake line inspection to all winners of the 70's Song-Off. 
Of course, she wasn't too sure what she was looking for and had to call in the lovely Miss Chew-Mee Moore to help out!
"Yep, think we are here... Got the tranquillizer gun ready?"
But when we approached, "The Nest," and looked in, we could only see a mound of blankets with a life form moving underneath, several empty bottles of Ny-Quill, and a pile of used tissues! "What?? She spent all the prize money on cold care crap.... Shit!! I'm outta here..." Last I heard, Louise was headed off to Elmo's to drown her sorrow and disbelief in Juliette's drink special of the day... 
Louise was convinced that HCA gave prize money to the winner of The 70's Song-Off, and Louise was gonna claim it as hers! The Top Secret bag of gear included binoculars, several cheap pairs of children's sunglasses, a camera to catch all the action, a fake security badge, several tools (for Van repairs), and two, half bottles of Everclear.
Here is Chew-Mee and Louise, eyes glued to HDM... In for the long haul!
"Hm, is that her? No! But I see William and his new do!"
"God, it's been a whole half hour and still no Charlene! Where could she be? Spending the prize money no doubt... Wait... Oh shit, I think that's her and I think she saw us!"
Hell-woo, Chew-Mee here wit a new update; Louise showed up on my door step dis morning wit 1 case of Chick-O-Sticks, 1 case of Red Bull, and 1 case of Sake. So sorry Charlene but Louise pays better than you, she also laid out plans for a new mission that involves The Flying Tiger, so stay tuned....
(Greeting my surprise)
After all that talk about the butt plug, in the comments, once I'd gotten the okay for more than one item, and to treat Gimmpy as my bitch, I did a quick search around the house and came up with another addition.
It appears that Louise is camped out in Juniper Flats with an Army of 3,000 Emily Dolls...
And she is planing to take over Bisbee at dawn...
But tonight they will play...
He know what the Gimp likes...
But he plans to put Louise in there untill 'Gimpy's return,but she is still MIA and no one has seen her since yesterday.
Then he happens to see something...
After all the Gas/Vodka Pump is really his, so this does not look good...
Don't know what happened, but somehow there is a bullet hole in the Gas/Vodka Pump. MMMMMMM, looks like someone was having too much fun yesterday...
