In her next life Louise finds herself in England still. Before she dies from bad food or a gutting by the Ripper again, she makes plans to go to America. After saving all her money she booked passage first class on some old rust bucket she referred to as the 'Tit'. One night, while on the boat, Louise was making up some martinis. She was getting ready to make a third batch when she saw there was no more ice. She rang for service only to be told, "Sorry no room service after midnight." This would not do. She put a magnet on the ships compass so it would go really close to an iceberg. Once that happened she could scrape some ice off for her martini. The rest they say is history.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
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This is fantastic. The absolute (vodka) best!
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