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Monday, July 27, 2009

Denver??

As you know Louise was headed off to Florida to bake, I mean bask, in the warm sun. The first flight took her to the Denver Airport. With a two and a half hour lay over she had lots of time to kill before catching her connecting flight to Orlando. She decided to camp out in the airport's smoking bar.....
The place ran a two drink minimum just to sit in an enclosed area especially for smokers. Louise ordered two Long Islands and settled in. It was just her luck that it was two for two Sunday. She woke up hours later huddled in an airport restroom stall. She was using a sheet of t.p. as a blanket. Realizing she had missed her flight by hours she called Frankie with a fabricated story about a wrong turn. Chew-Mee must have answered because all she got was a 'click!'
video

8 comments:

Chew-Mee said...

FUK U Louise! I checking caller id from now on!

Hillary Clinton Army said...

So are you going to go get her?

Chew-Mee said...

N-F-W!

Hillary Clinton Army said...

By the way, how has Louise managed to make these videos while on her trip?

Jess said...

Have camera will travel!

Chew-Mee said...

Yea and I can't post anymore Wheel of Death Photos till CB gets back....PPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!

Charlene said...

Double drinks of Long Island Iced Teas? I'm surprised Louise was able to actually use a phone!

Flying Mermaid said...

Louise, I know you're back now, in the false safety you call home, but I've been thinking of you lots lately, cuz this has been ME, too fucked up to ever remember the night before, and consequently leaving an involuntary trail of cash and prize belongings in my wake (camera, i-pod, etc.). NOT GOOD!

Hoping to make it home soonish, but it ain't easy being a woman of excess! I feel you!