If you remember a few nights ago we attended a dinner party at Nicole's house. That night as Frankie Monkey was winning over Katie's love (and her awesome tongue), Louise was busy working on Nicole's best friend, Angelyn. I kept hearing Louise offer her more wine, "Ha, ha, ha. Oh, Ange...How about another glass of vino?" I thought for sure that Louise was trying to hook up with her. 
We went to Nicole's house two nights ago for a dinner party. While there, Frankie Monkey met Katie, a good friend to both Linda and Nicole. "Oh my god... Look at her beautiful tongue!" The two of them hit it off! He says he will still sacrifice his stuffing for Nicole's breast enlargement, but not till after Katie has dumped him and moved on.
By the looks of this pic, it will be later than sooner. Frankie Monkey was heard asking, "Who doesn't like a little monkey business?"
The place ran a two drink minimum just to sit in an enclosed area especially for smokers. Louise ordered two Long Islands and settled in. It was just her luck that it was two for two Sunday. She woke up hours later huddled in an airport restroom stall. She was using a sheet of t.p. as a blanket. Realizing she had missed her flight by hours she called Frankie with a fabricated story about a wrong turn. Chew-Mee must have answered because all she got was a 'click!'That's right she is outta here! Tune in for adventures from, where else, Florida! (Orlando and St. Augustine)
Hope that tentacle heals fast O'Squidish One.Louise went into Keith Richards Medical Institute to have her track marks sewn up. Let's check it out, shall we?
Aerosmith has Rats in the cellar, and we have one in the window looking for Louise.....Louise was shooting a new commercial for Mexican Express Stiletto Blades this afternoon. She refused to read from the script and kept calling the blade the, "Mexican Express Card..." She was not getting it and the director was fuming. He told her to take five. Twenty five minutes later she still hadn't come back. She must have climbed out the bathroom window and could be anywhere (although she is probably at Elmo's) by now. Be warned she's out there with that new blade just looking for a rumble!
Louise was seen at Elmo's last night, despite her clever disguise! Having heisted Jade's stash she was off to make some cash!
She loitered outside for a bit while greeting the bars entering patrons. "Hey, good to see ya...Wanna buy some pills?"
After a bit she went inside and ordered a drink. Business was slow so she moved it into the men's restroom.
She made a killing in there! Sold herself and all her stash! Heard she partied the night away and came home owing six different people twenty bucks.As you can see we have our hands full over here! Keeping Louise away from from Jade and her medication is a full time job! I should have been suspicious when she offered to make Jades lunch today. Somehow Louise managed to steal three pills out of the bottle. I'm not sure why she just didn't take the three she had stolen. Knowing her, I'm guessing she wanted them all. "Suckers go for five dollars a pop at Elmo's!" After I caught her in Jade's room I had to lock her up in an old dog carrier I had stashed in the closet. It will hold her for the night, at least I hope!
After being vaporized in Japan Louise's dust floated up into outer space. It was there that her dust meet up with a man made object from earth, the Sputnik. Yes Louise had now become a 'Commie Red Cosmonaut' and a very good one at that. All was going well for her, until that one mission when she mixed way too many Stoli crystals and not enough Tang crystals. She was so wasted she didn't even notice when her oxygen line had came unhooked...
She had become a Space Oddity. 
Now her 6th life was by far the worst. It was also the shortest. When Louise came back this time she found herself in Tokyo dressed in a kimono. Not a great place to be since the date was August 3rd 1945, and the whole city had been burnt to a cinder. Something else was strange, even tho Louise was dress Japanese she could not speak Japanese. To make maters worse there were wanted posters everywhere with her picture on them saying she was a murderous US air pilot and must be killed at any cost. The first person that she met recognized her photo and soon an angry mob was after her beating her with bamboo sticks as she tried escaped through the Tokyo sewer system. Fearing for her life, she knew she had to get out of Japan ASAP. She started to head south and by the third day she was starving. She tried to find breakfast in this town she called He-row-she-ma in her really bad Japanese.......
In her next life Louise comes back as an American. The first thing she did was join the Air Force. She was sent to China to fly with the Flying Tigers. At last she found her true calling in life, killing! She became a flying ace in no time and earned the nickname Struts. The only thing higher that her kill count was her psychiatric evaluation score, a class one psycho. She didn't just kill, she LOVED to kill! Soon the Japanese put a price on her head.
One sad day it all caught up to her. She was headed home, exhausted, after a particularly messy mission. Maybe it was because she was a little hungry, or maybe she just needed a drink, whatever the reason she became distracted by the lovely sunset. Before she knew it she heard a high pitch whining sound, and just under that she thought she heard someone yelling in broken English from above. "Banzai, FUK U Louise Monkey!" She looked up just in time to see a Cherry Blossom Kamikaze coming in hot and fast!
It was none other that Ichi Wan Blossom! Cherry's every own grandfather! He was chosen as the top Kamikaze pilot in training to be sent on the dangerous mission to liquidate her! (Click to get a better view of Ichi Wan)
"Oh shit!?"
While re-doing the front porch we uncovered some old newspaper clippings blaming Louise for the Hindenburg accident. Hm....before it was just her getting killed, now it's starting to involve innocent bystanders. Maybe since she is developing a knack for taking others out we should put it to good use.
(Take note of Louise's all ash body)
Louise says, "What 40? Julia I thought your were turning 50....Oh well, happy birthday and all that. I guess..."
Louise could have saved herself that night, but she would have to let go of the martini to grab the life preserver and letting go of a martini was unheard of. She would not wash up on shore for years after that, till one day on some beach in Germany.......
Boozers and...
Hoods. (Ed Smith age 16. Girl probably younger, name unknown) 
