"Ass Bags!""Dr. Von Finklebone's Birthday usually falls on Easter, but doesn't this year, so I thought I would share a cake from last year that the Squid and Jess made for him. Notice the guts pouring out of the bunny? This is a family full of fucking sickos!"
"Here is a cute figurine that was given to them long ago. Of course it was immediately decapitated and made into a gruesome scene. I would tell you to enjoy your day, but I really don't care if you do or not. Ha, ha, ha!"---Louise Monkey