Louise Loves to Spread Hysteria!!

Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke it, Mrs. Kravitz

Seems Louise has a new place to hang, killing time while she rounds up lose change from the street in order to afford another beer at St. Elmo's...The Bark Park!

She really "digs" the changing art there and has even helped contribute to some of it.

"Yep, Chew-Mee really needs my help big time! She is doing a huge mural face thing and she is lost without me...Poor thing!"

When I asked Louise just what she was doing to help Chew-Mee, she quickly changed the subject to her latest solo art venture saying,

"I'm thinking of calling it, 'Pantsuits through the Ages' or, 'The myth of the Pantsuit' I just can't decide...."

"What, you'd like to see the pieces? Um, OK...hold on, wait for me here. I need to stop by and pick them up off my friends front porch."

Goodnight!

"It's been a shit ass day! Good fucking night...Turn that light out!"

What the Hell?

What the Hell it that?It looks like Chew-Mee has been playing with paint cans again...
Just wait till it's finished, one must be sly about these things.
MORE TO COME!

R.I.P.

Louise is to sad to blog today. She just found out her idol, Bea Aurthur, has past away....

We will miss her....

Wrong Turn....

Last night at work, on her way to fetch some sorbet pans for those, "Lazy bitches!" Louise took a wrong turn...."Hm, wonder where this door leads to?"

"Holly shit! Yeah baby, the liquor vault!"

Needless to say we didn't see her for the rest of the night. But as Shawn was mopping the upstairs dinning area he thought he heard a voice saying, "Tell Rod to send me up some grub. Make it snappy, I'm starving up here!"

Back to Work!

In need of some greenbacks Louise heads on over to Roka for the Thursday night shift. Watch out! She's clever and will steal your pens and tips. She also gets a kick out of writing in fake reservations for large parties.

"Hm...Wonder who's coming in tonight. I hope I see The Flying Mermaid, she's a hoot!"

Happy Earth Day!

Louise hasn't quite grasped the concept of Earth Day.....

The Smokin' Beaver is Now Open!

THE SMOKIN' BEAVER'Fire in the Hole' is happy to announce the grand opening of the new strip club; 'The Smokin' Beaver.' Louise and Chew-Mee will be taking applications all this week.You must be female, willing to get naked and also must be eel friendly.

Blast from the Past!

Here is a picture of me and an old friend from Eastwood High School, Chris Conway. She can be described in her own type as, "A curator and graphic designer/ illustrator with too many ideas, not enough time and plenty of meanderings." Check out her awesome work on her blog at

http://2winks.blogspot.com/

Shot Down in Flames

AC/DC did not add this to the song list till they played in Europe, FUCKERS! Did not play it in PHX! One of my favs, "Oh ain't it a shame, when your shot down in flames." So after the new flame pinstripe that the Jeepster will have, I had to name it after this song.

Oh Sure!

Oh sure Wine Me, Dine Me, Fuck Me and leave me all by myself. Now I'm stuck here with Frankie Monkey and his Fucking Celine Dion Videos and Air Supply CD's. I can't even leave due to the fact that the Jeepster is getting a major Brake job, and painting better than before. Never did like how the olive green came out. So the new name for the Jeepster P-40, will be; 'Shot Down in Flames' more to come...... But now off to bed to cry in my pillow and ask, "Cherry Blossom where are you?"

"Time to Get..."

"The Fuck outta town! See you ass bags Sunday!"

Easter Night....

This is where Louise ended up.... "It was fucking WILD! But the Hill-Peeps were a no show!"

Sneak Peek

Well, since Louise wouldn't be caught dead going to an art show....

And since I will out of town this weekend, I decided to give you a sneak peek at The Art Mart Show hosted by Kate Pearson. (Click on pics to make them bigger)
Sugar Skulls by Juliette Beaumont
Day of the Dead lunch box by Kelly Overacker
Day of the Dead couch cushions by Kelly Overacker....I love these!
By Diane Bombshelter

Diane Bombshelter

Bottle Caps by Penny Crane

Penny Crane

Art by Jade Gulden

Jade Gulden

Louisiana Bus Stop by Mo McCoy

Mo McCoy

Photos by Charleen Mitchell

Snow Hillary by Gretchen Baer

By Eileen Ford

Gimpy Gets a Blow Job

Monday Reading

Louise does some light reading.

Easter Blowout!

"Louise here. I hiked up to the shrine today with a group of crazy motherfuckers. I was just in it for the Limoncello liquor and the China White. Anyway here's a video clip of the madness. I'll post more when I can see and feel again. Over and out, Louise."

Happy Easter...

"Ass Bags!"

"Dr. Von Finklebone's Birthday usually falls on Easter, but doesn't this year, so I thought I would share a cake from last year that the Squid and Jess made for him. Notice the guts pouring out of the bunny? This is a family full of fucking sickos!"
"Here is a cute figurine that was given to them long ago. Of course it was immediately decapitated and made into a gruesome scene. I would tell you to enjoy your day, but I really don't care if you do or not. Ha, ha, ha!"---Louise Monkey

Waiting....