Memphis Melchoir Casper Balhazar Sinclair the 4th (Meme) was born the first and only child on the Queen Mothers birthday to Lady Alice Sinclair and Memphis Sinclair the 3rd in a private hospital in London's posh Knights Bridge neighborhood. As 3rd cousin to Her Majesty, the Queen, Meme is 45th in line to the throne of England and related by blood to 12 of the royal houses of Europe. Raised as a typical British blue blood, Meme learned all the proper ways of life that any young member of the royals is thought to have been raised. At the wedding of Prince Charles to Lady Diana, it was Meme who was chief ring bearer and it was at that royal celebration that Meme first tasted his first sip of fine Irish scotch.
After throwing up in the new princesses bridal bouquet, Memes mother Lady Alice realized that the curse of her long privileged lineage may have passed to her handsome boy. It was a well known secret that her father, Lord Malcomb Baswitch, was a severe alcoholic and had been a favorite at Americas Betty Ford Center.
THIS SHALL SERVE AS THE FIRST EDITION OF THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MEME SINCLAIR.