Down and Out...

in Bisbee Arizona. Louise drowns her sorrows in some homemade 'punch' while scheming of ways to rid herself of Judy...

Where in the World is...

Louise? Ever since Judy took over the blog Louise has been on a bender. She's been sleeping in the beer cooler and bathing in the sink in the women's bathroom at Elmo's since Tuesday! She finally came home. I found her, passed out, in our front yard this morning. I explained that Judy has not posted anything in days and is trying to drive the blog into the ground... This was her only response before falling back into her alcohol induced coma...

Judy the Rebel

Yep it looks like Judy is a real rebel, I wonder what's coming next. A cool eye patch a la LeFreak maybe?

BBF? No Mas!

Yes the rumors are true! The pair that you thought would be BFF's till the end of time are no more! It looks like Judy and Louise's friendship has hit the skids, just like that of Paris and Nicole. After everything that Louise did for Judy/James, to changing him from a overweight stock clerk at Wal-Mart to hottest piece of Transgender Sock Monkey ass this side of Bangkok. How does Judy pay her back? By snorting all her blow, doing everything in town, then taking over her blog.

Judy I have one word for you and that's.........RUN!

Move over Venus...

Louise has got the red hots for Le Freak! I could not keep her away from him last Monday night when he and Venus played a kick ass show. Louise says, "Le Freak, (sigh)... He's so dreamy!"

Time to Powder...

Your nose. Louise is still giving Judy tips on how to be a Gulch Girl. Let's listen in shall we....

Snack Time!

Chew-Mee discovers one of Louise's favorite snacks!

Breaking News....

Live from St Elmo's Infirmary...

Busy!

Louise says, "Can't talk now, Venus needs me!!!"

See you tonight at Hot Licks for Venus De Mars and all The Pretty Horses! Show starts at 8 pm

Ready, set, go...

(Click photo to view the sordid details)

Louise is planning a vacation. Last time she went on vacation I got a call from the airport... Apparently it's illegal to travel with so many sex toys...

Another Sleepless Night...

Leaving the L.L.

Louise cant quite understand why they are leaving all that good booze behind until Chew-Mee clarifies the plan...

Party at the Good Doctors!

When we picked up Judy yesterday she was surrounded by soldiers drinking Budweiser and throwing out the big tips...

These two paid extra for the donkey show...
Judy loved being the center of attention. It was hard to drag her away...

And it seems the good Dr. was having fun too!

(Thanks Dr. Mo B. Better, you did a great job!)

The Post-Op Pick-Up

Louise and Chew-Mee head on over to the L.L. Clinic and Pole Dancing Institute to pick a post-op Judy up...

Going In..

Meanwhile at The L.L. Clinic...

Louise dropped Judy off at the L.L. Clinic and Pole Dancing Institute yesterday so she could undergo her 10:49 breast augmentation appointment with Dr. B. Mobetter. Let's listen to what the good Dr. has to say about the operation. Dr. take it away.
"Just finished with Judy's augmentation. The surgery went very well. I opted for a soft fiber filled implant over the banana. I felt this would give Judy a higher contour and less chance of bruising. I also felt this would work much better with Judy's skin tone. Judy was fitted with a 400cc implant. (i.e.: The monkey is ... See Morestacked!!!) Judy will be ready to go home on Tuesday. Tomorrow she is attending our complimentary pole dancing workshop which we find is a big hit with all our ladies."
Thank you Dr. B. MoBetter, we here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog cannot wait to see the results!

Back Home

Now back home Judy makes plans with Louise and Chew-Mee to see Dr. Mo B. Betta about some bananas... As Dr. Mo says, "Go big or go home!"

Judy James Update...

Judy meet with Nurse Thunk-it at the local spa to discuss hair transplant options that are currently on the market for transgender sock monkeys...

The good nurse turned out to an expert in that area. She took Judy to the clinic up in Tucson and when Judy came home she had a full head of blond hair!! Gasp, she just keeps getting better looking!

An F-Bomb Outtake

WARNING: F-BOMB ACTION!!

The next video never saw the light of day due to the (excessive) dropping of the F-Bomb. (But is brought to you now due lack of any other posting material)

In the video below Louise and Chew-Mee get in a tiff...

Waking Up...

Louise awoke to find herself in the side yard. After a quick drink from the bird feeder she was off...

Youv'e Come a Long Way Baby!

Seems like just yesterday James yearned for change. I started by plucking his horrendous uni brow. Took me hours!

Next, I added some false eyelashes and a red boa and she was off!

No longer afraid of change Judy headed across the line to make the final cut. After spending the day with Dr. Canaz and Nurse Thunk-It she felt like a new monkey. After she healed, she went to see her good friend Denisse, picking up some pointers on the fine art of pastie wearing and pole dancing...

(Photo by Charlene Mitchell)

Next she went to hang out with Charlene who gave her an old pair of her nylons. Tre sexy!!

Then just yesterday we got quite a scare. Eileen called and said that she had found Judy with a plastic bag over her head. At first we thought, Hate Crime, but Bisbee is such an easy going place were everyone fits in no matter how bizarre. We later found out Judy was just involved in some kinky sex and was not harmed. Whew! Soon she will head to the LL, home of the stars, for a bang up boob job. But first, like any sane person would, she is getting her hair done...

Meet the Monkey's...

It's time for another installment of Meet the Monkeys! Here is the latest arrival, Meme Sinclair.

(The following autobiography written by Big Bart Logan)

Memphis Melchoir Casper Balhazar Sinclair the 4th (Meme) was born the first and only child on the Queen Mothers birthday to Lady Alice Sinclair and Memphis Sinclair the 3rd in a private hospital in London's posh Knights Bridge neighborhood. As 3rd cousin to Her Majesty, the Queen, Meme is 45th in line to the throne of England and related by blood to 12 of the royal houses of Europe. Raised as a typical British blue blood, Meme learned all the proper ways of life that any young member of the royals is thought to have been raised. At the wedding of Prince Charles to Lady Diana, it was Meme who was chief ring bearer and it was at that royal celebration that Meme first tasted his first sip of fine Irish scotch.
After throwing up in the new princesses bridal bouquet, Memes mother Lady Alice realized that the curse of her long privileged lineage may have passed to her handsome boy. It was a well known secret that her father, Lord Malcomb Baswitch, was a severe alcoholic and had been a favorite at Americas Betty Ford Center.

THIS SHALL SERVE AS THE FIRST EDITION OF THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MEME SINCLAIR.

(Brought to you by the BBC and Lifetime television for women and gay men)