Saturday, May 30, 2009

Off To Play With The Spiders

Spider Rock,Canyon de Chelly

Well the time has come for Cherry Blossom and I to embark on a Top Secret Mission to see a Skyhorse and a Spider on a Rock about bringing the Navajo and Tarahumara Nations together with one crazy ass idea I came up with.Then off to the White House for a Rum&Coke, wish us luck. I'm sure we will have one hell of a story to tell when we return, I will now leave you with this lovley Lullaby.

XOXO Chew-Mee Moore

My fav songs by The Cure

Friday, May 29, 2009

If Louise Moved....

This is where it would be too.....
"This is were you find all the assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Whatever You Do....

Don't lend Louise your things.....

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Blog, what Blog?

"I'm entirely TOO busy to be blogging right now. I'm off for the summer and have to catch up on all the drinking I missed during the fall and spring seasons..." Louise I'm pretty sure you drank all during those times too....."Oh, oh yeah. Well then, I need to drink all summer long so I won't fall behind in the winter. Make sense? Now order me another vodka and vodka with a lime. Thank you...."

Monday, May 25, 2009

Chew-Mee Gives Birth

So I see from my last post someone was foolish enough to say, "Bring it On" to a Cambodian Eel Dancer turned Mad Scientist. Okey Dokey here you go then Big Brass.... Now how could I get into a 'Rat Fink' phase of art without bringing up 'Von Dutch' as well, so I bring to you, 'Chew-Mee gives birth to Dr.Von Finklebone.' Coming up next will be 'Baby goes Bang!' so stay turned if you dare.........

( Click to Enlarge only if you have a Barf Bag!)

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Click Clack

I see somebody better step in and save this blog from anymore cheesy pop songs. So I'm off to go Click Clack with some sick new art coming down the track to derail your brain.

Dr.Von Finklebone

Friday, May 22, 2009


Nothing new. Nothing to post. Here's an Eddie Brickell song all about it, appropriately named, "Nothing"...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

tEaM Work!

Louise is going in to cover my shift tonight. Rumor has it she's been unbearable to work with of late. "Blah, blah, bitch, bitch!" on and on she goes! I tried to talk her into helping out more and complaining less...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Bisbee on Fire Again!

Dam Louise and her cigarette butts!
Pic by Charlene Mitchell

Candy for Arunas

Arunas has had a new lollipop for a few weeks now. He has been patiently poised, ready for someone to take a photo of him with it. Jade finally got one with our new camera and just in time too...
Arunas doesn't liked to be kept waiting. He finally collapsed to the floor and got his lolly stuck to the carpet. Pics by Jade Gulden (Click to enlarge for even more vivid detail)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Monkey Love

Frankie Monkey found this old record at a garage sale this weekend. I told him it was religious propaganda aimed at keeping the youth from getting it on. I told him he should just chuck it. He ignored my advice and listened to it over and over again for sixteen hours straight.....
And managed to make it work for him...Go figure?

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Breakfast with Louise

"Hm...well shit, there's mold on the cream cheese. Wait, that might make it better. I'll spread it on my toast and see if I can get off! Yeah baby!" (Click to Enlarge)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Move Over Mona Lisa

Geez, am I ever glad this painting is done! I've never painted a more difficult subject than Miss Chew-Mee Moore. From her/his demands for Red Bull Sake Bombers to the stench of those rank ass eels. This was my 3rd attempt to paint Chew-Mee, after she/he did not like how the first two came out, she/he took and axe to them. I was lucky to escape with my life that day! Then the stinky eels that kept dying on us, I told Chew-Mee that the eel just can't take this dry desert heat. But she/he did not care, after an eel would die and I'd remove the dead carcass from her/his body it would be replaced with another live one, we used 78 eels in all. Now Chew-Mee is on the phone to the Louvre in Paris, telling them in really bad French (you think her English is bad,you should hear her/his French!) " Now u listen to me u fucking frogs! It time to move dat ho'bitch Mona Lisa over, and put my painting dare!"
( Click to Enlarge)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


After fixing every broken thing around the house, and taking a break, the phone rings. It's Big Brass from The HCA. Well as always with her, the next thing I know I'm in a draw off. Her post is of her on the phone to Hillary, mine is of Chew-Mee telling Obama, "So sorry Barack, new US passport or no new US passport! My legs stay closed until you close GITMO! So stop crying or I go tell Michelle!" BB beat me by 30mins. but mine has color and I'm dealing with a new camera since Jesse's took a dump the other day.

Meet The New Boss...

Yea Obama talks about change...
Until I see them close GITMO, I say the new boss is the same as the old boss. After reading this today, I can now say I'm sorry I even bothered to vote. I think I'll never vote again, that way I won't be fooled again.

Obama can forget about ever getting an Eel Dance from me. Chew-Mee Moore

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


This pic is from May 6th, 2009. See, just a few days ago Louise was having a blast, kicking back...RE-Laxing! Things were going her way. Watching old monster movies with the a.c. on full blast. The curtains pulled shut. Box of Zingers in bed with her....Life was good! Then it happened...Mercury turned retrograde on May 7th at 12:55 am. and fucked her life up!
You can expect her to stay in this condition until Mercury turns direct at 9:18 pm on May 30th...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Pimp And Ho!

Louise was on the scene last night at the 8th Annual Pimp and Ho Ball. She got loaded on tequila shots and Electric Dave's brew and danced with Sally for three hours straight! She tried picking up Fred's wife, Anita, for some hot girl on sock monkey action, but at the last minute Anita disappeared! She ended up going home with some guy wearing leather underwear and a bow tie. "Motherfucker rocked my world till the sun came up. It was wild!"

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Slut Brothers Inc.

Now that I'm done painting and repairing the Jeepster P-40 I can open Bisbee's newest Art Gallery "Slut Brother's Inc." It's right next to "Fire in the Hole" Bar & Swill and across the street from "The Smokin' Beaver" Night Club and Eel Dancing Revue. Time to get down to painting some really twisted shit. This is the first of my 'Rat Fink Era' paintings, should have the others done soon. Check back and see such great works of art like, "Chew-Mee Moore #1 Eel Dancer", "Chew-Mee Gives Birth To Dr.Finklebone" and "Benny-16 The Nazi Pope" Ah, the list just goes on and on! You won't find any "Hillary Art" here, that is on a more respectable blog. Dr. Von Zongo P. Finklebone

This is still my fav song from the 70's Song Off, so it's only fair to make it the theme song for Slut Brothers Inc.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

More Dictionary Fun...

Here is another one! I just love this blog...Check it out, the link is below....

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

"My First Dictionary"

Holy shit! I just ran across a cool blog that I feel I must share with all six of you! I found it through an old acquaintance from high school. He and I never hung out, or even talked for that matter, but I always thought he was fucking cool! And judging by the blog he follows, I was right! Reading through it I would swear that this is the dictionary Louise used as a child. Check it out, your in for treat! You can find it at.......

Monday, May 4, 2009

Keep the Blogs Alive!

Louise says, "Ha, ha, ha...This is your blog Charleen and it's going under! Get some Facebook rehab for crying out loud!"


"It's been two fucking days with no fucking post! What the hell are you doing? Get yer ass to work!"

Friday, May 1, 2009