Spider Rock,Canyon de ChellyWell the time has come for Cherry Blossom and I to embark on a Top Secret Mission to see a Skyhorse and a Spider on a Rock about bringing the Navajo and Tarahumara Nations together with one crazy ass idea I came up with.Then off to the White House for a Rum&Coke, wish us luck. I'm sure we will have one hell of a story to tell when we return, I will now leave you with this lovley Lullaby.
XOXO Chew-Mee Moore
My fav songs by The Cure
"This is were you find all the assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..."
"I'm entirely TOO busy to be blogging right now. I'm off for the summer and have to catch up on all the drinking I missed during the fall and spring seasons..." Louise I'm pretty sure you drank all during those times too....."Oh, oh yeah. Well then, I need to drink all summer long so I won't fall behind in the winter. Make sense? Now order me another vodka and vodka with a lime. Thank you...."
Now how could I get into a 'Rat Fink' phase of art without bringing up 'Von Dutch' as well, so I bring to you, 'Chew-Mee gives birth to Dr.Von Finklebone.' Coming up next will be 'Baby goes Bang!' so stay turned if you dare.........
( Click to Enlarge only if you have a Barf Bag!)
I see somebody better step in and save this blog from anymore cheesy pop songs. So I'm off to go Click Clack with some sick new art coming down the track to derail your brain.
Dr.Von Finklebone
Louise is going in to cover my shift tonight. Rumor has it she's been unbearable to work with of late. "Blah, blah, bitch, bitch!" on and on she goes! I tried to talk her into helping out more and complaining less...
Arunas has had a new lollipop for a few weeks now. He has been patiently poised, ready for someone to take a photo of him with it. Jade finally got one with our new camera and just in time too...
Arunas doesn't liked to be kept waiting. He finally collapsed to the floor and got his lolly stuck to the carpet. Pics by Jade Gulden (Click to enlarge for even more vivid detail)
Frankie Monkey found this old record at a garage sale this weekend. I told him it was religious propaganda aimed at keeping the youth from getting it on. I told him he should just chuck it. He ignored my advice and listened to it over and over again for sixteen hours straight.....
And managed to make it work for him...Go figure?
"Hm...well shit, there's mold on the cream cheese. Wait, that might make it better. I'll spread it on my toast and see if I can get off! Yeah baby!" (Click to Enlarge)
After fixing every broken thing around the house, and taking a break, the phone rings. It's Big Brass from The HCA. Well as always with her, the next thing I know I'm in a draw off. Her post is of her on the phone to Hillary, mine is of Chew-Mee telling Obama, "So sorry Barack, new US passport or no new US passport! My legs stay closed until you close GITMO! So stop crying or I go tell Michelle!" BB beat me by 30mins. but mine has color and I'm dealing with a new camera since Jesse's took a dump the other day.
This pic is from May 6th, 2009. See, just a few days ago Louise was having a blast, kicking back...RE-Laxing! Things were going her way. Watching old monster movies with the a.c. on full blast. The curtains pulled shut. Box of Zingers in bed with her....Life was good! Then it happened...Mercury turned retrograde on May 7th at 12:55 am. and fucked her life up!
You can expect her to stay in this condition until Mercury turns direct at 9:18 pm on May 30th...
Louise was on the scene last night at the 8th Annual Pimp and Ho Ball. She got loaded on tequila shots and Electric Dave's brew and danced with Sally for three hours straight! She tried picking up Fred's wife, Anita, for some hot girl on sock monkey action, but at the last minute Anita disappeared! She ended up going home with some guy wearing leather underwear and a bow tie. "Motherfucker rocked my world till the sun came up. It was wild!"
Now that I'm done painting and repairing the Jeepster P-40 I can open Bisbee's newest Art Gallery "Slut Brother's Inc." It's right next to "Fire in the Hole" Bar & Swill and across the street from "The Smokin' Beaver" Night Club and Eel Dancing Revue. Time to get down to painting some really twisted shit. This is the first of my 'Rat Fink Era' paintings, should have the others done soon. Check back and see such great works of art like, "Chew-Mee Moore #1 Eel Dancer", "Chew-Mee Gives Birth To Dr.Finklebone" and "Benny-16 The Nazi Pope" Ah, the list just goes on and on! You won't find any "Hillary Art" here, that is on a more respectable blog. Dr. Von Zongo P. Finklebone
Here is another one! I just love this blog...Check it out, the link is below....
Holy shit! I just ran across a cool blog that I feel I must share with all six of you! I found it through an old acquaintance from high school. He and I never hung out, or even talked for that matter, but I always thought he was fucking cool! And judging by the blog he follows, I was right! Reading through it I would swear that this is the dictionary Louise used as a child. Check it out, your in for treat! You can find it at.......
"It's been two fucking days with no fucking post! What the hell are you doing? Get yer ass to work!"
