Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Res-Erection of Chew-Mee Moore

Well after a few months without Chew-Mee Moore the Ladyboy Eel Dancer around, Louise is starting to think maybe it was not such a good idea after all to take a hit out on him/her. It's not that she really cares or even misses CM, her concern is that after she gets back from Iron Maiden on June 17 th her and Frankie Monkey are starting their own '2010 It's A Motherfucker Tour' and they needed a roadie............. HELL-OOW !

So on Thursday night which happened to be Wesak,Buddha's Birthday, for those who did not know. Louise had Zongo the Voodoo Sock Monkey make up a very strange brew of Red Bull, Sake, Dried Donkey Lips and some Duck Billed Platypus milk. "Ooh La la, do ya really what to know the rest.....?"

Saturday, May 29, 2010

RIP Dennis Hopper

Louise is having a Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking, Dennis Hopper film watching, marathon today....

Friday, May 28, 2010

Bad Day!

"I'm having a bad fucking day, so stay away!"
Oh no, a bad day?! It takes a lot of bad crap happening in order for Louise to consider her day gone bad. Better come back later....

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

First Sale!


"Those tourists are real suckers!"

Monday, May 24, 2010

The Cut!


Louise discusses the 'cut' with Lily Troup, bassist for Wall of Love...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Louise has a Plan...

What is Louise up to now?

Let's tune in and find out!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Outta My Way!


Louise gets fed up with my constant re-takes when it comes to shooting short clips....

Monday, May 17, 2010

Louise Says...

"Sweet! Maia is done with my custom made Mini Mad Hatters Tea Party Hat!"
Are you referring to the Maia van Heeswijk, otherwise known as the Mad Hattress? She made you a hat? "You bet your sweet ass she did! Maia and I are like two peas in a pod, love the girl!"
"Here is a shot of us at the final fitting... Check out her tat's, they rock!"
"She got a little friendly in this shot, but I didn't mind. I just love her!" *sigh*
"Want one of your own?"
Contact Maia van Heeswijk at "Tell her Louise sent ya!"

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Only in America.....

Well Louise gives her new Hoodoo Gurus CD 'Purity of Essence' two Monkey Paws up,with a bunch of great new tracks. Since today Palin/Brewer were in Phoenix having a nice little Brown Shirt Tea Bag Party. Louise would like to dedicate this tune to them.....

Friday, May 14, 2010

Purity of Essence

It was one of those rare occasions. Louise was in a good mood today because when she woke up at noon she found that the mailman had left the new Hoodoo Gurus CD 'Purity of Essence' for her.......
She even woke Dr. Fu Man Goo up from his deathbed to play a few tracks for him......
Then she went off to give the rest of the CD a listening to, so maybe it's best to leave her be to enjoy it on her own....
Tuesday was the release date in the USA for their new CD, that means the more sales here, also means the more place's they can play when they come here on tour. So buy a copy and don't be 'Wanker' and bootleg one.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

School's Out...

"Yeah, motherfucker!!"

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

F. 'Taxi Driver' Monkai


OK Now if I start to see Frankie Monkey running around with a Mohawk, saying "Are you looking at me?" I'm going to become very worried.........

Last Night...

Frankie Monkey had a dream that Justin was singing to him... Sigh. "That Beiber is sooo dreamy!"

Friday, May 7, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010



GD has no interest in helping the Roka staff polish silverware.... Boring!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Finally, Time to Play...


But wait! She got sick of waiting for me...

Monday, May 3, 2010

Fabricated Americans

We here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog embrace all types of people and creations with open arms! Indeed, it would seem that we have a thing for Fabricated Americans...
The newest Fabricated American on the scene is GD! She hung out with me at Roka the other night...
I set her up in a makeshift studio apartment with the promise that we would play later. I left her with a Roka house salad, topped with Italian corn of course, a television and a glass of Pellegrino. She brought in her own Netflix movie...
Take a peek...


Too bad I was so busy that night!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Time to Get a Job...

In these trying economical times Louise is thinking about getting a job to help fund her drug and alcohol expenses. She was intrigued by this ad...