Oh No!

It's Maxx! The Psycho Sock Monkey Cereal Killer!

The Morning After.......

Tee-Vee Dinna!

"Times is rough!"

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog!

Where Are They Now?

Since it has been years since anything has happened on the blog we decided to do a running "Where are they now?" segment. Let's start with Ms. Chew-Mee Moore.

She has opened her own house painting business, "Wot's o cheap charlie out there hire me for next to noting!".....

Is That?

LOUISE?

Can't escape her!

Lousie says...

"VOTE! Cuz I'm not going to!"

Get Those Pumpkins...

CARVED!

Undecided

Arunas is getting ready to but is not sure what to be. Pirate, Police Officer, or Geisha Girl...

Dressing up?

What should Louise be for Halloween?

How about a Halloween classic like Pumpkin Head?

Golf Anyone?

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WTF!?!? Two f 'en posts for all of OCTOBER? Jeez-us... This blog blows!

John Lennon is...

SOOOOoooo dreamy!

Get Out...

of town!

Sound Advice

ALO-Fucking-HA!

Louise says, "Now that's what I'm taking about! I think I'll have one, after another! Ha, ha, ha..."

A Bite to Eat!

Chew-Mee enjoys a quick snack at Bisbee's first Zombie Prom!

Remember...

Gone Fishin'

Yep, that's right. Come back tomorrow, maybe we will have something for you...

Giving me the Bird!

Outtake Time

Up Shit Creek

After a night of partying with the Apaches, Louise is ready to go home. But wait...

Kill the Monkey, Kill the Monkey...

Well after trying to eat Louise's pickled monkey brains the Chupacabra lost his appetite and threw Louise to a near by group of Apaches who left her staked down to an ant hill. Guess she pissed them off too!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.2

What does one do when they wake up at 2:30 am and can't get back to sleep?

They make a movie....Shot in Chew-Mee Vision!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.1

Well it was just a matter of time before Louise pissed someone or something off...

After she tore down the 'Beware!! Chupacabra Nesting Area' sign to use as firewood to make lunch. She takes a nap on some near by rocks, maybe Louise had one too many Hawaiian
Spam Burgers. Because she was out cold in no time,only to fart and snore up a Storm.Till something comes by to wake her up.....

Meanwhile, Back at the House...

Frankie Monkey and Tio Jude decide to make some lamb stew. Frankie Monkey is not certain, but he suspects Tio Jude has been into the cooking sherry, he keeps calling Frankie Monkey by Louise's name!?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hungry?

Louise is making you dinner!

This Place Is A...

DIVE!!

USO

Louise was not to impressed with the scenery, but she did encounter a USO. Unidentified Swimming Object. Stay tuned for more Salt River adventure!

No Rest(stop) for the Wicked!

Louise refused to use any one of the hundreds of rest stops we came across on the way up to Salt River. However once we arrived at our final destination she makes a startling realization...

Packed...

and ready to go!

You're Shitting Me!

Kill...kill...kill...Cha...cha...cha

Louise says, "Think I'll go camping! I can binge drink and have hot sex."
"Maybe get killed, but that is a big maybe..."

A Photo Explained...

Tour Wonk sent a link to this pic asking for an explanation from Louise. Louise says, "Duh Wendy! It's an three-some and they obviously all have ass fetishes!"

Shopping at the Wal-Mart in Douglas!

"Gripe!"

Breaking News

Louise has come across some TOP SECRET documents...

The Bride

Bill

The Groom

Later that Same Night....

Louise headed out to Lammas Night ready to tie one on...
until someone slipped her a whole bag of s'hrooms. From then on she was seen babbling profusely to herself while propped up on her drink cup...

Louise Says...

"Yeah, well, got some bad news about Lamb Chop. Seems she went and got herself sacrificed. Jeez, what was she thinking? Anyway, there could be some hostile fan back lash, but eh, I'm not to worried about it..."

Getting Ready For...

Lammas Night at Hot Licks tonight. Nothing says a good time like angry gods and virgin sacrifice. Louise is going but she is in dire need of a good costume...

The Cut

Technical Difficulties....

(Louise forgot the password to get into to Blogger!)

And they Call Him...

PRINCE ABSTRACTO

I Wonder Where...

"Judy is. Haven't seen her since she hopped in that car on OBT...."

I Really Need...

"a fucking drink!"

Tie!

The polls closed today only to reveal that the names Prince Abstracto and Basil Rothbone tied! Louise says, "Oh christ, will this ever end?" Please make your final name choice with the crappy poll that might not even register your vote!

Thank you and have a nice day!

Introducing Malphas the Raven

He landed on Jade's top hat a few days ago while she was out for a moon lit stroll and has since refused to leave. He is hoping to make some new friends while here in town. He is on his way to look up a fellow by the name of Toulouse.

Getting High!

Louise joined Maia and Chew-Mee at Fire in the Hole the other day for some painting action. Louise didn't really care about the environmental message these two were trying to convey with their project, she was more interested in the paint fumes wafting through the air.

The Name of the Game...

Well after a week of name collecting we have a total of six! Thanks for playing along! Now we have to narrow it down to just one. Please take a second to vote on YOUR favorite name suggestion. Here are the enters and who suggested them.

Louise submitted the name Cricket to mirror everyones interest in naming him (cricket, cricket). I chose Basil Rothbone becuase it sounded upscale. Gretchen suggested Prince Abstracto, and he does look like royalty. Kate submitted Johnny Treasure because, "Johnny got this amazing doll given to him by a neighbor who travels all over the world!" Biz-Killer Bee submitted Sir Pum-per-Nickel and Linda liked Oddlyenuf I. Haventwon. In a weeks time the poll will be closed and he will have a cool name!

Outtake!

The cameras caught Louise's diva like rant about the new guy the other day....

Dinner with Pepper

This video is just for you Cherry Blossom, it was a One Shot Deal to get this on film and it almost cost me my life!!! Hope U Likey XOXOX Chew-Mee

( I have no idea what that Thumping sound is, maybe it was my heart.)

3 Days Left!

To submit name ideas for the new guy in town!

Prime Spot!

Here is a re-cap of Louise's 4th of July! She absolutely LOVES this holiday because you get a free pass to drink lots of beer, light things on fire, and act like an idiot! "God bless America!"

Burn Baby Burn!

They Come, They Go...

Turns out the stranger in the audience the other night headed down to Bisbee after the show. Louise thought he fit the bill of a Bisbee 'local' to a tee.

Gasp! No name? Now that is weird even for Bisbee! Help us name this guy! Please put any suggestions in the comment box below!

Comedy Club...

To make some extra cash this summer Louise has been doing open mike night at certain bars up in Tucson. Sometimes the crowd is great!

Audience Response...

Sometimes they just don't 'get' her...

Sunday Dinner?

At the Movies...

Lazy Days of Summer...

Yeah, not much going on here...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Catching Up...

http://paintressgretchen.blogspot.com/

Nite Wit Da Maiden; Pt. 1

The day had finally arrived ! Jade AKA Squid got to see her favorite band. Boy was Frankie Monkey ever bummed out when he found out they only bought him so Louise would not get them all BUSTED on the way up to Phoenix.She already had her hands full keeping Chew-Mee out of trouble....

Frankie Monkey just stayed back at the hotel and ran up the pay per view channel bill.

Nite Wit Da Maiden; Pt.2

THE SQUID ROCKS OUT !

El Dorado

As Chew-Mee & The Squid head off to find El Dorado in Phoenix with Iron Maiden......

They find that there has been a Sock Monkey mix up. Louise was suppose to tag along but slept in. Frankie Monkey said he would go in her place thinking they were going to a Justin Bieber Concert. Little did he realize...

Sometimes...

the monkeys are just too darn cute! I came home and found them reading the Livestock Weekly.
Turns out Louise's shrimping operation went belly up, "Like a lot of things in the Gulf. Ha, ha, ha, ha..."
so she is turning her attention to raising cattle. "Turns out there are numerous cattle operations out here in the West. Who knew?"

WHAT!?

"But there a hoot to hang out with...."

The Vote Is In....

Let's here it for the funniest Sock Monkey ya know, Louise!
"Wait, don't I get a trophy or something? Some flowers? A little something extra for my pocketbook?"

Outta Here!

Louise could not stand the suspense of the voting outcome. She left at six to go visit a friend of hers....

VOTE NOW!

Come share your opinion of Louise Monkey with the world! Join in the fun by casting your vote today!
Is she the...

• funniest Sock Monkey you know.


• most vulgar Sock Monkey you know.


• most arrogant Sock Monkey you know.

OR

• nicest Sock Monkey you know.

(Our personal favorite here at LSM Head Quarters)

Git 2 Work !

Dat write Louise it time 2 get 2 workie ! Chew-Mee's Batik Work/Sweat Shop coming soon.....

Vacating...

Vacation is over you lazy monkey, get back to work!

Yeah, Yeah....

Louise is a hard one to impress...

Creek Condiments...

Gone Fishing!

After setting up camp Louise realizes that no one brought anything to eat! She decides to take Chew-Mee down to the creek for some fishing...

Gone Camping!!

"Hello? Did you hear me? Get me outta here, I'm stuck! Hello?"

His-Tor-Wee of da Earth; wit Dr.Chew-Mee Moore

Wong wong thyme ago Comet come 2 clean da Earth and it Killed da Baby Dino-Saw....... It hit @ da bot-tam of da Gulf..........

Den come da man and him tink him soooo smart, but him soooooo greeedy! Then him find dat he can make wot of $$$$$ with old Dino-Saw Juice.

So da moore him drill, da moore $$$ him getty. Him wike 2 Fuk everyting him see, girls, boys, lamas, duckbill platypus, Planet Earth, etc.....

Him even have big Drill Baby Drill to Fuk da Earth wit, den one day him drill in the wong place. The funy ting is that it was at da top of da Gulf....

Comet Kills Dino-Saw, Man suck Dino-Saw Juice dry, Man kills Self and Planet.

DE END