Kill the Monkey, Kill the Monkey...

Well after trying to eat Louise's pickled monkey brains the Chupacabra lost his appetite and threw Louise to a near by group of Apaches who left her staked down to an ant hill. Guess she pissed them off too!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.2

What does one do when they wake up at 2:30 am and can't get back to sleep?

They make a movie....Shot in Chew-Mee Vision!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.1

Well it was just a matter of time before Louise pissed someone or something off...

After she tore down the 'Beware!! Chupacabra Nesting Area' sign to use as firewood to make lunch. She takes a nap on some near by rocks, maybe Louise had one too many Hawaiian
Spam Burgers. Because she was out cold in no time,only to fart and snore up a Storm.Till something comes by to wake her up.....

Meanwhile, Back at the House...

Frankie Monkey and Tio Jude decide to make some lamb stew. Frankie Monkey is not certain, but he suspects Tio Jude has been into the cooking sherry, he keeps calling Frankie Monkey by Louise's name!?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hungry?

Louise is making you dinner!

This Place Is A...

DIVE!!

USO

Louise was not to impressed with the scenery, but she did encounter a USO. Unidentified Swimming Object. Stay tuned for more Salt River adventure!

No Rest(stop) for the Wicked!

Louise refused to use any one of the hundreds of rest stops we came across on the way up to Salt River. However once we arrived at our final destination she makes a startling realization...

Packed...

and ready to go!

You're Shitting Me!

Kill...kill...kill...Cha...cha...cha

Louise says, "Think I'll go camping! I can binge drink and have hot sex."
"Maybe get killed, but that is a big maybe..."

A Photo Explained...

Tour Wonk sent a link to this pic asking for an explanation from Louise. Louise says, "Duh Wendy! It's an three-some and they obviously all have ass fetishes!"

Shopping at the Wal-Mart in Douglas!

"Gripe!"

Breaking News

Louise has come across some TOP SECRET documents...

The Bride

Bill

The Groom

Later that Same Night....

Louise headed out to Lammas Night ready to tie one on...
until someone slipped her a whole bag of s'hrooms. From then on she was seen babbling profusely to herself while propped up on her drink cup...

Louise Says...

"Yeah, well, got some bad news about Lamb Chop. Seems she went and got herself sacrificed. Jeez, what was she thinking? Anyway, there could be some hostile fan back lash, but eh, I'm not to worried about it..."