Pressure It A Funny Ting

Yes pressure is a funny ting, some people have tooo much, some not enough. For example my compresser will not run my fancy new spray gun....

Then we have Cherry Blossom who is starting a new on line classes. MMMMM I tink I got the better deal, dis song goes out to you CB.

"If you....

insist on studying and doing stupid on-line classes, I'm going back to Florida!"--Louise

Bird Watching...

At first Louise gave me grief.... Then after a joint she settled right down. She is still there by the window, watching.....

What's This?

Louise notices a new wound....

Chew-Mee's Remedy

After bar tending in St. Elmo's, then The Stock for 3 years I can say one thing, the night life in the gulch gets really old, really quick. So I have a 'Remedy'........................ The Black Crowes will be at the Arizona State Fair Grounds in Phoenix on Oct. 22th. So who wants to go?

Out Take!

When you shoot videos with Louise you never know what she will say or do. Sometimes we have to shoot the same scene several times before we get what we are after. Here is one I scrapped but am posting just because it got a laugh outta the Squid. You have seen it before, it just has a different ending than the other one and is super short. Ready and .... Action!

Chew-Mee's Prime Slime TV Time

"I may be vile and pernicious but you cant look away, I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I am the best you can get, have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin out from your TV set." FZ

So what does one do with an obsolete TV that will cost as much to repair, as a new flat screen? Ya make an Art Project, that tube was a MF to bust open. But a good old Axe did the trick, boy it was fun. Something I wanted to do to a TV for a long time!

There's more to come, so until next week be sure to tune in to the same Eel Channel, at this same Eel Time to see the outcome of "The Slime Time TV Man", until then I leave you with some TVC15. Look Cherry Blossom, it even has Japanese sub titles just for you. XOXO CM

Too Busy....

Nothin!

Sound Advice

Now that school is back in session it seems that everyone in the household is on the go. Gotta run here and do this, then come back just to go again! In these stressful hectic times Louise offers some sound advice......

If the above proves to not make a difference try a Chill Pill. Fourteen different colors to chose from!

I can't wait till December break!!

Lolcats!

Seems Louise has rubbed off on Nutsy the cat who resides with the Matzke's in St. Augustine.... There goes the neighborhood!

What?!

Well Louise is finally back in Arizona.... Jade has a good reason to look so concerned....

Smirnoff....

"It's what's for dinner!" Louise finally got back to The Matzke's house after a week on the beach. Wouldn't you know FM, she DID burn her cooter! Apparently a cold olive relives the pain. She arrived back just in time for cocktail hour(s).

"Martini's, it's what's for dinner!" One martini...

Two martini...

Three martini! Floor!

A Peach on the Beach

Well Louise has been at the St. Augustine beach for over a week now! Doing what you might ask....?

Hanging around...

Drinking Peach Rum and fruit juice, being a Floridian. As I left for Arizona I heard Louise say, "I blew out my flip-flop. Stepped on a pop-top. Cut my heel had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on...."

Russ Revisited

Beach Report

Guess Louise is still at the beach. I think she was rehearsing for a spot as a news caster/weather monkey? I'm not sure...

Movie?

While at the beach. Louise came up with an idea for a movie...

Irie Mon!

While at Hard Rock Cafe one night, Louise met a nice fellow by the name of Russ. He worked there at Hard Rock. At first Louise thought he must be a Bob Marley look-a-like, paid to wander around signing autographs for the throngs of tourists while smoking huge spliffs. Turns out he cooks, doing like a million lunches per shift! Louise liked him so much she invited him back to Linda's for a little smoke break... Notice Louise's new do? Russ was kind enough to lend her some dreads to complete the look and feel of Rasta Living! "Thanks again Russ! You're a hoot!"

Even Dear Abby was Stumped

A friend of mine always sends me these kinds of emails, most of the time I just read them then delete them but this one I just had to pass on.......

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

More fun at Cracker Barrel

A bird that mimics what you say? Louise was here for over an hour playing with him. Just as she grew weary her table was finally ready! Biscuits and gravy with eggs and bacon! Yumbalia!

Score!

While killing time waiting for a table at Cracker Barrel, a brief hour and thirty minutes,  www.crackerbarrel.com, Louise waded through all the cheap American crap they sold in front of the restaurant. She had heard the name of the place wrong and thought we were going to get crack. Just as she was about to give up her quest when she met a high strung sock monkey by the name of Jack....

Good Bye Corazon

"Tens of thousands of mourners have gathered in the Philippines' capital Manila for the funeral of former President Corazon Aquino.
After a mass in Manila Cathedral, her body was carried through the city to be buried next to her husband, Benigno Aquino, who was assassinated in 1983.
Mrs Aquino died on Saturday of colon cancer at the age of 76.
She became president in 1986 after leading the "people power" uprising that overthrew Ferdinand Marcos." Now there was a woman that had some guts, it was sad to hear that she died on Saturday.

Louise does Jimmy

This one is for Frankie...

After about three rounds of peach rum with fruit juice Louise started belting out Jimmy Buffet tunes. I have said it before and I will say it again, I'm glad I'm Deaf!