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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Chunky Monkey

Hell-oow Chew-Mee here I just get back from Phoenix after cleaning up Monkey Chunks for past 3 days... As soon as Louise gets to hotel room she starts to drink/eat everything in the mini bar...
Still wanting more she orders over $2,000.00 worth of junk food and booze from room service...
But then she starts to feel a little ill and runs to the bathroom...
Where she starts to blow chunks everywhere...

She just can't stop...

Feeling weak from all the chunk blowing she takes a nap in the tub. Last ting I hear her say is,"At least it's nice and warm."
But someone on the street below got some monkey puke on them and had to be rushed to the hospital...
Soon all of down town Phoenix was shut down due to all the Infectious Waste coming out of room 520...
Since it looked like Louise was not going to make the show, Trixie used her ticket and had a great time. She even got to go back stage, and then to a party after the show. There she won $10,000.00 playing poker with the band. So Trixie this song is for you, because you Rock!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gross Louise, I wondered what that smell was...

Paintress Gretchen said...

I'm having trouble holding back the chunks myself!