What's for Dinner?

"Funny you should ask. Tonight it's Lamb Cho...er Lamb Stew...."

Hike the Trails?

Got any money?

I need a drink!

Nature Vaction??

Louise has just one thing to say about that....

Louise opens her own place.....

Cherry

WOW!! Cherry U mean wee sthill havie A bloggy??? Dis songie iz 4 U, eye NO know anny where elsie 2 postie since day ban mee from Facebookie. Wuv, Chew-Mee

Happy Valentine's Day!

St. Valentine's that is....

Tonight Only....

Venus De Mars and all the Pretty Horses at St. Elmo's!

Meme Sinclair says...

If you are bored come talk to him. He loves to talk, and talk, and talk...

Lousie Says...

"When things don't go my way I go and get fucked up! Wanna drink?"

Louise Says...

"Happy Haloweenies to you all and Happy Anniversary to Cherry and Chew. Think you ass bags can go a day without bickering?"

FLIES R' US

Jeez...

"I am bored outta my fucking mind...."

Louise does not like to...

Share... especially her drugs.

Got Work To Do...

Done!

And That's Lunch!

Office Drama!

Later that same day...

"Office drama!"

Nothing Like a 12$ Startbucks...

to keep you going!

Just Call Me...

"Ivy! That's what I said! Now go away I am super busy! The Paintress needed these reports yesterday!"

Time's is Rough!

Louise hears about a secretarial job and nets an interview....

Wonder if she will get it?

At Least....

Someone around here is still blogging..... Jeez Louise!

You've Come a Long Way Baby!

We here at Louise Slut Monkey blog have been wondering what Judy, the first transsexual sock monkey, has been up to these days. We had not heard much from her since Louise 'sent' her away. When low and behold she dropped us a line...
Turns out life on Orange Blossom Trail is where it's at! Lots of money AND sexy men. She has been preforming her act, live from Club Harem, for almost a year now. She is a big hit ending each performance with her special talent that involves removing a cork from a bottle of wine using only her breasts! Judy we salute you! Having the courage to be who you are and having others embrace and accept you is what it is all about! Rock on Judy!

Scrap Yard

Because of the shooting on Saturday, I feel it's not the best time to do be doing blog posts about a Cereal Killer Sock Monkey running around Southeast Arizona. So I'm going to send Maxx to the Scrap Yard. Sar-Wee Maxx but it's for the better.....

Highway 61

As Frankie Monkey looks for his No Shit Sherlock Holmes Hat & Pipe let's give you all an update. After talking to warden Ricard Bock AKA 'Happy Rick' at the Arizona State Prison Complex in Yuma, AZ. He has informed us that due the Fed budget cuts it was cheaper to just let Maxx back out on the streets, so they let him loose with a new Motorcycle & Knife to help restart his career.

He was last seen heading down Highway 61 with Louise, so far no victims have been found........

Snap! Crackel? Pop!

Oh No!

It's Maxx! The Psycho Sock Monkey Cereal Killer!

The Morning After.......

Tee-Vee Dinna!

"Times is rough!"

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog!

Where Are They Now?

Since it has been years since anything has happened on the blog we decided to do a running "Where are they now?" segment. Let's start with Ms. Chew-Mee Moore.

She has opened her own house painting business, "Wot's o cheap charlie out there hire me for next to noting!".....

Is That?

LOUISE?

Can't escape her!

Lousie says...

"VOTE! Cuz I'm not going to!"

Get Those Pumpkins...

CARVED!

Undecided

Arunas is getting ready to but is not sure what to be. Pirate, Police Officer, or Geisha Girl...

Dressing up?

What should Louise be for Halloween?

How about a Halloween classic like Pumpkin Head?

Golf Anyone?

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WTF!?!? Two f 'en posts for all of OCTOBER? Jeez-us... This blog blows!

John Lennon is...

SOOOOoooo dreamy!

Get Out...

of town!

Sound Advice

ALO-Fucking-HA!

Louise says, "Now that's what I'm taking about! I think I'll have one, after another! Ha, ha, ha..."

A Bite to Eat!

Chew-Mee enjoys a quick snack at Bisbee's first Zombie Prom!

Remember...

Gone Fishin'

Yep, that's right. Come back tomorrow, maybe we will have something for you...

Giving me the Bird!

Outtake Time

Up Shit Creek

After a night of partying with the Apaches, Louise is ready to go home. But wait...

Kill the Monkey, Kill the Monkey...

Well after trying to eat Louise's pickled monkey brains the Chupacabra lost his appetite and threw Louise to a near by group of Apaches who left her staked down to an ant hill. Guess she pissed them off too!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.2

What does one do when they wake up at 2:30 am and can't get back to sleep?

They make a movie....Shot in Chew-Mee Vision!

Night of the Chupacabra Pt.1

Well it was just a matter of time before Louise pissed someone or something off...

After she tore down the 'Beware!! Chupacabra Nesting Area' sign to use as firewood to make lunch. She takes a nap on some near by rocks, maybe Louise had one too many Hawaiian
Spam Burgers. Because she was out cold in no time,only to fart and snore up a Storm.Till something comes by to wake her up.....

Meanwhile, Back at the House...

Frankie Monkey and Tio Jude decide to make some lamb stew. Frankie Monkey is not certain, but he suspects Tio Jude has been into the cooking sherry, he keeps calling Frankie Monkey by Louise's name!?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hungry?

Louise is making you dinner!

This Place Is A...

DIVE!!

USO

Louise was not to impressed with the scenery, but she did encounter a USO. Unidentified Swimming Object. Stay tuned for more Salt River adventure!

No Rest(stop) for the Wicked!

Louise refused to use any one of the hundreds of rest stops we came across on the way up to Salt River. However once we arrived at our final destination she makes a startling realization...

Packed...

and ready to go!

You're Shitting Me!

Kill...kill...kill...Cha...cha...cha

Louise says, "Think I'll go camping! I can binge drink and have hot sex."
"Maybe get killed, but that is a big maybe..."

A Photo Explained...

Tour Wonk sent a link to this pic asking for an explanation from Louise. Louise says, "Duh Wendy! It's an three-some and they obviously all have ass fetishes!"

Shopping at the Wal-Mart in Douglas!

"Gripe!"

Breaking News

Louise has come across some TOP SECRET documents...

The Bride

Bill

The Groom

Later that Same Night....

Louise headed out to Lammas Night ready to tie one on...
until someone slipped her a whole bag of s'hrooms. From then on she was seen babbling profusely to herself while propped up on her drink cup...

Louise Says...

"Yeah, well, got some bad news about Lamb Chop. Seems she went and got herself sacrificed. Jeez, what was she thinking? Anyway, there could be some hostile fan back lash, but eh, I'm not to worried about it..."

Getting Ready For...

Lammas Night at Hot Licks tonight. Nothing says a good time like angry gods and virgin sacrifice. Louise is going but she is in dire need of a good costume...

The Cut

Technical Difficulties....

(Louise forgot the password to get into to Blogger!)

And they Call Him...

PRINCE ABSTRACTO

I Wonder Where...

"Judy is. Haven't seen her since she hopped in that car on OBT...."

I Really Need...

"a fucking drink!"

Tie!

The polls closed today only to reveal that the names Prince Abstracto and Basil Rothbone tied! Louise says, "Oh christ, will this ever end?" Please make your final name choice with the crappy poll that might not even register your vote!

Thank you and have a nice day!

Introducing Malphas the Raven

He landed on Jade's top hat a few days ago while she was out for a moon lit stroll and has since refused to leave. He is hoping to make some new friends while here in town. He is on his way to look up a fellow by the name of Toulouse.

Getting High!

Louise joined Maia and Chew-Mee at Fire in the Hole the other day for some painting action. Louise didn't really care about the environmental message these two were trying to convey with their project, she was more interested in the paint fumes wafting through the air.

The Name of the Game...

Well after a week of name collecting we have a total of six! Thanks for playing along! Now we have to narrow it down to just one. Please take a second to vote on YOUR favorite name suggestion. Here are the enters and who suggested them.

Louise submitted the name Cricket to mirror everyones interest in naming him (cricket, cricket). I chose Basil Rothbone becuase it sounded upscale. Gretchen suggested Prince Abstracto, and he does look like royalty. Kate submitted Johnny Treasure because, "Johnny got this amazing doll given to him by a neighbor who travels all over the world!" Biz-Killer Bee submitted Sir Pum-per-Nickel and Linda liked Oddlyenuf I. Haventwon. In a weeks time the poll will be closed and he will have a cool name!

Outtake!

The cameras caught Louise's diva like rant about the new guy the other day....

Dinner with Pepper

This video is just for you Cherry Blossom, it was a One Shot Deal to get this on film and it almost cost me my life!!! Hope U Likey XOXOX Chew-Mee

( I have no idea what that Thumping sound is, maybe it was my heart.)

3 Days Left!

To submit name ideas for the new guy in town!

Prime Spot!

Here is a re-cap of Louise's 4th of July! She absolutely LOVES this holiday because you get a free pass to drink lots of beer, light things on fire, and act like an idiot! "God bless America!"

Burn Baby Burn!

They Come, They Go...

Turns out the stranger in the audience the other night headed down to Bisbee after the show. Louise thought he fit the bill of a Bisbee 'local' to a tee.

Gasp! No name? Now that is weird even for Bisbee! Help us name this guy! Please put any suggestions in the comment box below!

Comedy Club...

To make some extra cash this summer Louise has been doing open mike night at certain bars up in Tucson. Sometimes the crowd is great!

Audience Response...

Sometimes they just don't 'get' her...