Its A....

Motherfucka' !!!

(Painting, ideas, song, grinder performance "inspired" AKA, ripped-off, stolen, knicked, swiped, lifted from Venus de Mars)

Thinking.....

Of a new blog post is not so easy for Frankie Monkey.

Now What?

The monkeys have the Blog back, but they are not too sure what to do with it...

What, Oh No...

Please stand by...

Funeral Hat

Louise loves, loves, loves her funeral hat, but has no place to wear it. She says, "Let's go check the obit's, maybe I'll get lucky and find one to crash!"

The Funeral of Chew-Mee Moore...

Tune in Tomorrow at....

4 pm Pacific time, 5 pm Mountain, and 7 pm Eastern, for the Funeral of Chew-Mee Moore!
(Sponsored by the Electric Eel Farm)

Be the First on Your Block....

To own your very own Louise Monkey Red Hair Bow! That's right, for $49.99 you too can have a cool Louise Monkey bow all of your own! Great for parities, bar hopping and more!

To order cal 1-800-bow-4-mee! Act now supplies are limited!

Happy Easter!

Arunas awoke to find two Iron Maiden tickets and tiny red Lindor Truffles eggs hidden all over his room. Arunas simply loves Easter!

Three Times a Ladyboy...

Always a class act, Chew-Mee put the 'Lady' in Ladyboy with this short but sweet clip that was found on the cutting room floor....... RIP

ADIOS CHEW-MEE MOORE

This is the End?

Just Off The Wire

We just received this video from inside 'Fire in the Hole' where we find Frankie alone and about to find out what that smell is, let's watch shall we?

Breaking News...

Upon reviewing the film in the security cameras, on the compound here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog, we were able to shed some more light on Chew-Mee Moore's mysterious and sudden death. Apparently Louise tricked Frankie Monkey to entering Fire in the Hole to complete the task on his own....

*NEWS FLASH*

Yes it's true Chew-Mee Moore is no more, there will be updates on this story as it comes in over the wire...............

Outtake

While filming the Mission video the other day, both Frankie and Louise Monkey kept screwing up their lines. Chew-Mee just happened to be walking by and told them to get it right.... Scared the shit out of those two!

No-Ting Betta Dan.....

Sat-Ta-Day Cartoons :)

COMING SOON.....

TO LOUISE MONKEY'S UPCHUCK 3 MOVIE THEATER

The Mission

Louise comes up with a plan.....

Hot Time @......

Da Blue Chilli Bar!

I Wuv da KRB !!

When I Eel Dance 2 dis I feal sooo sexi sexi!

Help!

Frankie Monkey needs your help.....

Who Want Paw Paw Salad?

Chew-Mee's BFF

Any1 who no liky da new bloggy can go talk to my friend 'Snuggles' I here dat he loves monkey meat...

Dis 1 is 4......

Cherry Blossom Smith

Found Louise...

but still looking for the others. She has some advice, "Run!" Apparently Chew-Mee has taken over the blog for her birthday month. Might have to appease Chew-Mee with a fabulous gift. Does anyone know what do get a Cambodian lady boy eel dancer for their birthday? I'm stumped....

Dis Sooooooo Funny

Chew-Mee Be Thy Name....

Nurse Thunk-It & Dr.C.

Do you feel uncomfortable in your own sock? Do you suffer from feelings of uncertainty when it comes to your gender? Do you long to live life as someone else?

If so, head on down south of the border for a quick visit to Nurse Thunk-it and Dr. C!

(Si hablar Espanol!)

Out of Uranus

Since we have so many Iron Maiden fans out there, I think every other post will be a Iron Maiden song from now till June 17th.....and for anyone who does not care for this can go blow it out of Uranus.

Saturday Shopping With Judy

Seems Judy is still on Orange Blossom Trail shopping at the all the sleazy sex shops. Think she just might splurge and get these nipple clamps....

The Number of the Squid

The other day while I was taking a bath with my eel, I heard this high pitched squeal that sounded inhuman. When I came out of the spa, I found Jade AKA Squid staring at the PC with her jaw hanging open mumbling "They are coming"..........



I told the Squid if Iron Maiden ever came back to Arizona that I would take her, so it's looks like on June 17th we are off to Phoenix.

Too Much Green....

"Beer! I feel sick!"

Inside the boudoir of Zongo...

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While all of the sock monkeys were hanging out in Venus' boudoir the other night, Zongo the Voodoo Sock Monkey and two others stayed in. These three NEVER leave the boudoir, otherwise known as Fire in the Hole. Let's take a peek in there shall we?

He is French...
Otherwise known as Zongo's wife. We did a Meet the Monkeys segment on her a long time ago... Remember? Zongo had removed her hands and feet so she couldn't run away from him?
AND, The Gimp! Who could forget him?
Pretty kinky inside that boudoir, if I do say so myself!

Inside the Boudoir of Venus de Mars...

Louise and the monkeys were ecstatic to be part of the Venus de Mars show at Hot Licks last night. Louise clung to Venus' mike all night long. She didn't have much to say, I think she had stage fright.

After the show I overheard her saying, "Oh what a fantastic night that was! I did a great job if I do say so myself. The show went off without a hitch, the sound was great, the audience was receptive...... I did have to feed Lynette a few of her poetry lines, poor dear was so nervous up there....."

Even Ling-Ling was in on the act. They had the special task of holding Venus' drink while she preformed. The fame has shot straight to all the monkey heads. They think they are going on tour with the band...

Monkey Meeting!

Louise has called a house meeting to go over the specifics of tomorrow night's 'gig', as Louise is now calling it, with the other monkeys. She wants to make sure everyone is on their best behavior and nothing gets screwed up. You can listen in on the clip below and be sure to catch the show!

Venus de Mars at Hot Licks tomorrows night 3/15! Show starts at 7pm.

A Good Talking Too...

Devil Inside

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Well this has not been Louise's week at all. First off, just as she was getting ready for her "Lost Boys" party, the guest of honor ends up in the morgue. Then she finds out that Judy has taken over the OBT and is a big hit. Wanting to take a break from reality she takes a shit load of Red Devil LSD, then just as she is on death's door she see the Devil himself come out of the gates of Hell with a scroll in his mouth that has her initials on it...

So how was your week?

Judy Takes a Walk on the Wild Side......

"Judy came from Bisbee, Az hitch-hiked her way across the USA. Plucked her eyebrow on the way. Shaved her legs and then he was a she, she says hey babe take a walk on the wild side....

(Play both videos at the same time)

Thanks to Linda Loo Hoo for the Judy clip and to whoever did the Youtube video. They both seem to go hand in hand, it also makes for good background music since Judy does not speak....

Tips!

Well it seems Judy has meet a fun group of guys while hanging out with Linda Loo Hoo...
and she has even remembered a tip from Louise on how to turn a public bathroom into a hotel suite in seconds flat!

R.I.P. Corey Haim

Louise says, "I'm just gonna lay in bed all day with a case of Hawaiian Blue MD 20/20 and a big bag of pills while I play Lost Boys over and over again, remembering all the good times we had Corey." *Wipes tears from her button eyes* "I love you Corey Haim! I don't care who knows...."

Tennessee or Bust!

Word must have leaked that Linda Loo Hoo and Judy were on their way to Tennessee....
Everyone and their brother came out to the airport to greet the pair and welcome them to lovely Memphis, Tennessee!
Madam Linda Loo Hoo was overheard saying, "Come on Judy, it's off to the airport bar we go....!"

You Guessed Right!

Judy is with the infamous Madame Linda Loo Hoo! Stayed tuned for their adventures in Tennessee!

Making the Scene!

Finally! Judy has arrived, but just were is she? She is drinking a Long Island Ice Tea and we all know a certain someone who is just crazy for those Long Islands, other than Louise herself that is....

Street Hassle

Just way to lazy to post today, but will post something. So here it is, I was playing this the other day and was starting to wonder if that is Louise doing the rap 5mins in to this song?

Judy's Not In Kansas Anymore....

Well we see that FedUps is really on the job, it looks like Judy has make it to his/her destination.

It also looks like he/she has already made a new friend, but where the hell is Judy????

More from 'Fire in the Hole'

Well it can't all be about painting sock monkeys, I'm working on three different styles at the moment. Tibetan Thankga, Sock Monkey and Sick & Twisted.....

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Tibetan Skeleton

Green Tara

Bad News 12/21/21

FedUps Currier FINALLY Arrives...

And Away Judy Finally Goes

A Question from Louise...

about the new 'followers' that have recently appeared in the right hand column of the blog under 'Blogs I stalk, I mean read"...."Who the fuck are you people and why the fuck are you following me?"

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet......

Well here it is, the first Louise Monkey painting that will be made into prints for T-Shirt, Cups, Mouse Pads, Maxi Pads, etc. etc. This painting came very close to getting 'The Strypeeze Treatment' but I held back and finished it. I used 1-Shot and Kustom Shop paint on this, which was soooooo last year! From now on everything will be painted with Roth Enamel or House of Kolor, and if you think this one has rich color.........

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From the Vault

Found this old clip and thought it was worth a post. At the last show I captured Louise actually PUTTING money IN Venus de Mars and all the Pretty Horses tip jar! She was drunk for sure. Listen for her shout outs to Venus and watch Louise while she mimics Venuses sly stage moves. Sigh.... That Venus is something else!

Chew-Mee's New Job?

Looks like Chew-Mee got a new job at Wicked Wok... I don't think she is cooking thought, so it might be safe.

Sooo Sick of Winter!

Double Whammy!

Louise is down today. It's a rainy day and a Monday!

Sunday Chill Out

About the only thing Louise did today!

Lights Out!

Louise's movie is finally here!

I Heart Tommy Guns

Wait, Rewind!

Louise got so worked up she ended up passing out. Of course she woke up half way through the movie and insisted we rewind it for her!

WTF?!

Louise has been waiting for months for Public Enemies to arrive via Netfilx. When it finally did, it was the wrong movie! SUCK!

Made Ya Look!

A Blast from the Past!

Look who Jade ran into the other day, our dear friend Toulouse!

(Photo by Gretchen Baer)

Trying! Tuesday!

Been trying to get it together to film the FedUps courier taking Judy on her way. Chew-Mee Moore is playing the part of the courier once again. Seems her pig tails were a big hit in Box it Up, but she won't come out of her trailer...

(Over a loud speaker)

"Attention Louise Monkey and Chew-Mee Moore! Report immediately to sound stage six! We need you in costume and in character and on the set in five!"

Presidents Day! Monday!

Louise says, "You're doing a hell of a job Hill, keep it up!"

Happy VD Day! Sunday!

"Here's to you and yours! Now spread it around!"

Time to Catch Up! Saturday!

Found a short clip that Louise must have filmed this weekend. There, that covers Saturday, now to post for Sunday, Monday and today!!!

A Quiet Day...

The More You Know...

Professor Louise S. Monkia here with some interesting information.

"Whore once meant a lover of either sex (and was not negative) and slut and slattern referred to “a person who is negligent of his appearance.” Harlot was “a fellow of either sex” and in Middle English the reference was more frequently to males, and wench was also “a child of either sex.”

Commercial Break

We here at Louise Slut Monkey Blog have a feeling that this is what happens when we are asleep....

What, When, Where, Why...and

WHO!! Louise says, "Too busy watching the game and doing ether jello shots to post yesterday..."

The Saga Continues...

Stand By...

We have some great video clips coming your way.... Stand by.... (Louise come on! Let's go!)

The Bitch is Back!

Box it Up!

Louise and Chew-Mee have come up with a plan to rid themselves of Judy. Louise is just getting to jealous over all the attention Judy has received in the Gulch, that's Louise's territory!