Yes folks it looks like I Chew-Mee Moore, has come up with yet another fun filled sick and twisted game.But I must now take Miss Jess to AP so she can get her teeth drilled, Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! More game details will be posted this afternoon. So check back later,if you dare! XOXO Chew-Mee
Now that we are in the month of Aries the birth sign of Louise, Chew-Mee and Zongo, let's get this clam bake cooking with some Ram Jam...
"THE HILLARY CLINTON ARMY ISLAND"
"What a dull Sunday! I wish I could have gone to see the lovely Natalia Zuckerman preform... But alas, I was stuck here with this wretched family!"
Now that the "Son of Whore" Jeepster P-40 has been fixed it looks like time for a new Mission/Game.Now this one is not as sick and twisted as "The Gimp" and anyone can play that dares/wants to. Check back soon for the details, I will give you everyone a hint, it has to do with Hula Hula Land and The HCA...
Muggsy now resides in Portland, Oregon with me (Angelina). She is an activist! What does she bark out against? You would have to sit down over a bone or two while she explained it to you. She is very deep!
She is known to prefer the company of females and when she is not busy digging in the dirt, spends her spare time with her girlfriend Sam...
She craves mystery and is always trying on clever disguises and name changes. Not unlike that crazy celebrity, Lilo!
As you know, Louise is one of Venus biggest fans! 
Louise danced under a bar stool for a bit, she was convinced she was in a dancing cage. Then after she tired of that she insisted on joining Venus onstage. She was singing along to all her songs at the top of her lungs, but luckily for us, she could not reach the mike!
Later I overheard Louise telling someone, "Venus just can not preform with out me up there on stage with her... I tell her, Venus you don't need me! You are a wonderful performer, but she just persists until she wears me down and I give in!" I would tell you more about the day, but chances are you were there yourself. Hope you had as much fun as I did!
"Hello... Anyone up here? Jess, where are you?"
"Don't mind if I do! Thanks a lot! I'll pay you back tomorrow..."
This is the time when the really bright and interesting looking birds start to appear. And to me, nothing completes a warm spring day better than the sound of the birds chirping away.
We joke that we run a few bird eateries. In the pic above two of the most popular are shown. Floor level is The Blue Bird Cafe & Fountain (Mexican Stone Feeders). Here patrons dine on a variety of seed at affordable costs. And, just a hop away, is The Fountain! Here patrons from The Blue Bird wash seed down and chat amongst themselves. If the fancy strikes them, they can hop in for a quick dip. Up on top is The Tree-Top Cafe. Same seed as below, but three times as much! Also no Drinking/Bathing facilities. Here it's all about being seen.
This is Hummer's, open 24-7. Not much eating here, but a lot of drinking! Sometimes its deserted for weeks, then suddenly, it's a mad house! Everyone is always on the go!
Here are some of the elusive patrons of The Tree-Top waiting to be seated.
Brand new to the area is The Bell. This could be compared to a fast food joint. There is no work to get the seed, just land and snatch some up. This lasted two to three days before it was just a plastic skeleton in the shape of an upside down letter T. I'm hoping to get a pic of this one bird that swings by in the summers. He is shiny black and bright sunny yellow. We will see how it goes as birds are hard to get pics of! 
Louise simply can't wait to go see Venus De Mars this Sunday at Elmo's from 4-7! (Pic by Gretchen Baer)
Looks like she is already there, just waiting for Venus to show up! (Pic by Coco Robertson)
I've been trying to catch some of the birds in action outside my window. Let me just say that birds are hard to photograph. Here is someone new.
It takes a day and a half to two to get all the way down to Bato...
But so worth it once you have arrived! Here is a map of the town painted on the inside foyer of a local bar named Zan Juan. As you can see it's not very big, but rather long.
I love going in March when the flowers are in bloom and the rivers are full. Here are some pics I took of some of the town buildings.
I love the architecture and colors...
This is an ancient hacienda that is in ruins now. It's absolutely incredible. For a mere ten pesos you can explore the grounds. 
Here is a close-up of one of the hacienda buildings. OK, so now you know a bit more about Batopilas. I will take you down again soon to explore the rivers and the church in Satevo. Don't forget your water and sunblock! 
"She was sold into a fawn pug sex slave ring in Bolivia when she was just a pup. From there she escaped and found her way to L.A. where she worked as a model for doggie fitness magazines."
"Feeling her life more and more like a big black void, she decided to become a sustainable nudist and moved to Portland, Oregon."
Stay tuned for, "Life in Portland" The Pug Saga Continues.... 
From now on anytime Louise or Chew-Mee calls on Big Brass for a sick and twisted Black-Ops mission her code name will be, 'Wildfire.' Wait till you see Gimpy's new Rave look. And Love23 you will love his Glow in the Dark bottle caps.BB, you think 1-Shot is Bad ass turn off the lights and try some Wildfire. Happy B-Day! XOXO "Chew-Mee Moore, The Black light Eel Dancing Lady boy Whore" PS You get free Glow in da Dark Eel Dance when you come to "The Black Hole" a new after hours club when they close down "Fire In The Hole"
INCOGNITO...Sometimes I have a hard time recognizing her in her many costumes and disguises!
FUN...Never one to let boredom set in, her imagination is a portal to zany and colorful adventures! And she is nice enough to let you join her and partake in the fun!
DETERMINED...Here is a pic by Wendy Layton of Gretchen landing on the sun! Nothing is impossible when Gretchen sets her mind to it!
FUTURISTIC...She's always ahead of the game. Here she is with Louise scouting out strange and distant planets to colonize and claim for the Hillary Clinton Army!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BRASS! WE LOVE YOU!
Since team T.W.A.T. failed we had to call in International Envoy, Louise Maokia (Monkey) to assist. What ever happened to Police Chief Arunas and Miss Moore anyway?
Looks like the shit is about to hit the fan.....
It appears that the loser of The Gimp Off 2009 is the same person at the 4:20 spot on the Wheel of Revenge and we believe this is where Andre may be headed. Chew-Mee says, "Sorry Char-Ween, hope we get to The Tweak before he gets to you." 
WARNING! CODE RED FOR CLAWSON-TEMBY AREA!
The Tweak and Mant are based on my all time favorite 1950's horror movie The Tingler. Andre is based on my own "Junkie Fuck Brother" Andrew. Just so you know, now on with the show...... 
Yes folks and it's looks like we have a winner in the 2009 Gimp off, if you look at "The Wheel of Revenge" and the person that is in the 11:55 spot is Gimpy's BFF. Yes Flying Mermaid that's you! Let us know when you are in town so we can give you your "Gimpy's BFF Metal". Now the big question is who came in 7th? Well sorry we well just have to wait and see on that one....... 
