Gimp Update

Seems the Gimp has found the last Player/Victim, Miss Julia! Roxanne had him for a whirlwind week of drunken debauchery... All he had to show for it was a small bottle of Jack Daniels which was fastened to his mouth. Let's see what Julia will add before he heads home.

That's an Order!

So Louise came to work with me the other night... God what a pain in the ass! Here she is giving me her order... I know it's too dark, but I figured I'd post a few and re-shoot the others next weekend.

Bad Tip

Better hope she doesn't sit in your section!

New Rules

"Yeah, THANKS Roxanne!"

A Posting Past

Ah, Louise... You know it snowed after we filmed this? Just saying...

Hide The Apple Sauce!

OMG NO! Frankie Monkey just heard that Zongo is about to open the door to "The Creature Most Foul" and when he does all hell is going to break lose... Right now Frankie Monkey is looking for a place to hide his 12 year old apple sauce, before it falls in to the hands of "TCMF"!!! Just who is "TCMF"? No one really knows for sure, but we do know this, he is Zongo's brother, and he goes by the name of Andre and he has a nasty habit...

Creature Most Foul

While under the house today I found a small door that I've never seen before... As I got near it, Zongo appeared and said, "No, No, No Do not go near there!"

Zongo told me that behind that door lived a 'Creature Most Foul' and as soon as 'Gimpy' was back everyone will get to meet him.

Ahhh...

Here's a pic I took while in Tulum, Mexico. I thought we could use some warmth in the sun...

"What?"

"Another holiday, oh Christ...."

"No wonder the economy is in ruins, you people are always having a holiday! OK, OK.... Happy Fuckin Presidents Day."

Going Home

So word on the street is that Gimpy is now with the 6th Victim/Player. Now with only one more V/P to go, soon Gimpy will be going home....

Not sure who made this video or why, but it's creepy as hell.

A Gimpy Update

By Leigh Carter. Read on...
To Whom I May Concern,
The last two days have been some of the most blissful of my short, doomed existence. After 'Love 23' fastened 23 bottle caps to my limbs, she disposed of me at her neighbor's house. This place is HEAVEN! There's a small child who likes to play with me. Her parents, after seeing my pathetic condition, realized I needed a spa experience like nobody's business. They did pierce my face and cock with safety pins (lovingly, I might add). But, afterwards they let me use their sauna for as long as I wanted. The sauna makes my piercings and bottle caps red-hot. And it BURNS! Also, I'm afraid that my suicide bombs might go off in the heat. Perhaps that would be a blessing. Unfortunately, the nice couple has warned me that I must leave soon as I am a bad influence on the child. Apparently I have a depressing outlook and disturbing attire. I knew they'd dump me. Oh well.

Gimpy

HAPPY VD!

HELL-OOW AND HAPPY VD! TODAY I GIVE MY HEART TO MISS JESSE...

What's Louise Up To?

What's she doing with all the lights off and the curtains closed?

Getting ready to watch....
All twenty-six of them, back to back...

"Now turn off the lights motherfucker and pass that bag of cheese puffs!"

Meet the Monkeys

Hello everyone, Jess here to introduce you to YET another sock monkey. This is Mortimer Monkey.He is a vintage Sock Monkey that was given to me by a co-worker... He refuses to go out in public with out his fez...

Mortimer laughs at his own jokes, which he likes to recites over and over again...
And can often be heard bragging about his world travels. Here he is telling me all about a recent adventure to the tip of Africa.

On the Road

With Big Brass...

Freaky Easter

Zongo would really like to have Gimpy back by Easter, he has some plans...

I should note that we need Gimpy's suicide vest in tact. Please don't break the chain, keep the Gimp going! So far the game is going well, and Zongo loves all of Gimpy's new add-ons. Since we are down to the last 3 victim/players, I can now say that out of the 7 there will 1 winner and 1 loser. The winner get a cool prize and the loser has to give "Sippy" to Louise under........... (The Iron Man)

Plan C

Plan A; Paint on the Jeepster P-40, but I don't think that will be happening... So I wiped the snow off the tiger since he looked a little cold....

Plan B; Start working on the "Chew-Mee" painting. But no can do, still waiting for my 1-Shot paint set that is on a Fed-Ex snail truck...
Plan C; Go ask Bisbee's Mayor, JP, for his grinder. Start cutting the shit out of my old Jeepster doors.What a royal pain in the ass! Now I can't really say why I'm doing this, but I promise it will be cool.

Snow Day!

Hey everybody, Jess here to share some great pics Jade took this morning. School was canceled so she grabbed the camera and headed off to the cemetery...

Every year our peach tree blooms too early, every year it freezes...
The cemetery

Looks cold huh?

Quail tracks. According to Jade there were about ten of them running around.

She has a good eye, don't ya think?

I love the plastic flowers covered with snow...

She took over one hundred photos. I think it runs in the family.

OK, that's it. Hope you enjoy her pics and your day!

Spreading it Around

Hello everyone, Jess here to give you a Gimp update. Seems the Gimp has made his way to Kate's house. Check out the cool bottle caps she gave him. I've heard a rumor that the next Victim/Player might be none other than the great Wendy Layton. Wendy, if your reading this PLEASE don't lite the Gimp's suicide vest, no matter how much he begs! We are planing a small get together on Easter, when we plan to ignite and crucify him. More info on that later. OK, I'm outta here! (Thanks to Charlene Mitchell for the pic)

Warum Tut Es Weh,Wenn Ich Pinkle?

Whatever you do don't use Charlene's bathroom after midnight tonight...

Oh and by the way "Gimpy" is German, maybe that is why he is so kinky.

A Cross To Bare

The Lost Cathedral Satevo in Copper Canyon, Mexico

I really hate to be the barer of bad news, but I just found out some new information on being "Gimped"...
It looks like there was a"Gimp" clause in the game that Louise never told the Victim/Players about... If you keep the "Gimp" for more than 30 days...Zongo will call on the "Trench Foot Beast" to go in to the Bisbee sewer lines and come up in to the bathroom of who ever may still be holding the "Gimp"...
He will then spray every kind of VD virus known to mankind on to your toilet seat.
Since Charlene has had the Gimp since Jan. 9th, we pray that she gets rid of him by midnight tonight.

Hm!

Well I had a great video of Louise telling the Groundhog to shove it, that it was going to be an early spring... But it just won't down load. Suck! So here's a pic from yesterday instead. Louise says, "What are you looking at huh? I DO eat every now and then... "

Chew-Mee Sez........

Don't forget to Brushy...........

Bridge of Fun

As I sat in AP yesterday having my new bridge rammed in to my gum line 4 times to make sure it fit right, this song kept popping in to my head. Now if I could only feel my jaw again... Chew-Mee ain't chewing no-ting today!

Louise Says...

"Can't blog now, I'm off to a Sock Money orgy... Now where did I put the lube?"

Six More Weeks?

Yep, Phil predicts six more weeks of winter. Louise was going to take him out, but looks like he caught wind of that plan and is ready for her in case she shows up...

Out and About

Hello everybody, Jess here to tell you all about last Saturday night....
Since we were not slinging hash that night, Lina and I decided to go out get a cup a joe. On our way down to the coffee shop we passed Sam and Po's art gallery. Here is a pic of Lina, feeling like she can!

Louise got a brownie that almost put her in a sugar comma...

I had a nice time being out on a Saturday night. It was fun to people watch and listen to the music coming from inside the coffee shop. Louise on the other hand was pissed that we only got coffee. "What... No Elmo's? How about The Grand then? What... Just coffee! If I had known we were just going here I would have ordered a vanilla, mocha, vodka, Valium, latte grande..." Oh well Louise, there is always next time!

Hello in There!

"Hello... Rod, you in there? Jesse is ready to come back to work now. Hello... She's been living off of Tuna Helper and orange Fanta for weeks now... She needs to make some cash. I can hear you in there, open up!"