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Friday, October 30, 2009

Chew-Mee's Year Book

Just happen to find my old yearbook yesterday.....
Off to the Prom...
Cooking up Meth in science class...
Getting a reach around from number 33...
On the phone to Big Brass...
Off to see Alice Cooper.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Beer Run...

Louise is still down in Jamaica. She is making her second Red Stripe run as we speak. She should be back in the states by Sunday. "Now pass that spliff! Ire Mon!"

Monday, October 26, 2009

Something for the Pain

Due to all the pain from Chew-Mee hacking out her kidney, Louise heads down to Jamaica with her good buddy Rastamutt to see if she can find some relief....

Sunday, October 25, 2009

It

Frankie Monkey had got it. He's not to sure what to do with it, but he's got it!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

It aint Easy...

Living in fresco.
(Passed out after a party with the other monkeys. Bedroom closet. 2001)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Cambodian Embassy Pt. 5, The Long Walk Home

(You didn't skip part 4 did ya?)

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Louise made it to the side of the road, now if she can just catch a ride. video

To be honest I'm not so sure I want her back, so if you see her on the side of Hwy. 80, keep on driving!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Cambodian Embassy Pt. 4, Great Escapes!

Well The Grim Reaper never showed up to claim Louise. Turns out even HE would not set foot in the place Louise was in. And just where was she?

She came too at ten this morning, all the ice around her had long since melted. She could feel her legs and toes again and decided she would have to get herself out of this mess since no one seemed to be coming to her aide. She grabbed the nearest thing, an old wash cloth, shoved it into the spot where her kidney once was and headed for the door.
"Motherfucker the pain! Chew-Mee you read the Cambodian Embassy Script. You were suppose to PRETEND to take my kidney, not really take it! I'm coming to kick your scrawny ass!"
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Here is footage I caught of her Great Escape! It took her a minute to figure it all out!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Mr. Reaper!

Louise awakens in the middle of the night, still in the sink. She feels cold and numb....
Is this the end of her? Or can she bribe the Reaper for more time? Stay tuned...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Don't forget the Straw!

Not wanting to waste all that good ice Louise makes the best out of a bad situation. Hang in there Louise! (Click to Enlarge)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Cambodian Embassy Pt. 3, On the Rocks!

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Louise awakens to find herself in a dingy bathroom somewhere in Cambodia....

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Drug Overdose!

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After Louise finished reading "High on Arrival," she put the book down only to feel the effects of all the drugs Mackenzie Phillips had done in her lifetime coarse through her own blood stream. It lasted for one second, but was the best high she ever had. This is what it looked like.....

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Still Reading....

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She is still trying to find the part with her in it.....

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Thanks Stoopid !!!!

This one goes out to the STOOPID MO'FO' that got cut in the scrap metal pile at the transfer station. So now nobody can go and get metal there anymore because of this! SO THANK YOU MR.STOOPID FOR RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US!!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

A New Epic In The Making

Hell-Oow! Chew-Mee here, while Louise is toooo busy reading her new book to finish filming. I am in Nias looking over locations for our first Epic Sock Monkey Movie called; Escape from Voodoo Sock Monkey Island. (Rated G for Gore)( Nias is famous for Headhunting)
"I wonder if this will taste good on the BBQ?"

Also something very strange is happening at Renegade across the street from City Park. Are Joe Klinger and I planing a Trick or a Treat ???

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A Juicy Read!

I caught Louise snugged down with a book today. I tried to get her up to film the pending ice tub scene, but had no luck. We could be stuck with her here for a few days.....
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Or longer, she reads REAL slow....

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Under the Full Moon....

Arunas likes to walk through the cemetery under the full moon light.....
It's his favorite thing to do on a cold October night! (Pics by Jade Gulden)

Desperation

When the pc got wiped clean it took ALL the pics and videos of Louise I had... Sniff, sniff..... Time to make more! However I can't seem to find time to film our next big scene, which involves 50 pounds of chipped ice, a sink in a seedy motel and one drugged out monkey. In my desperation to post today, something, anything! I decided to type Louise Slut Monkey into YouTube and other search engines and see what happened. Not much..... No police records or otherwise incriminating documents, just an old video Big Brass made and some links to the site. I give you the clip posted on The HCA site awhile ago. It's kinda fun to look back....

Friday, October 2, 2009

96 Hours Later....

Louise arrives in Cambodia, or so she thinks!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Cambodian Cyber Police

"Sweet Flaming Jesus, did that ever SUCK!!!!!!!". We just just had a 24hr Internet lock out, from some Nasty Cyber Worm...
But with the new Cambodian Embassy open, Chew-Mee was able to get the Cambodian Cyber Police on the job. When they found the little worm they got all 'Dirty Harry' like and blew his ass out in to Cyber Space. "It made my day, Hahahahahahahaha!" Now back to filming this epic movie, which is in five part by the way. "Now someone buy me a fucking drink!!!" LM