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Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Gimp's Wheel Of Revenge

This wheel of revenge was made by the 7th Victim/Player Miss Julia. But wait a minute, why is Miss Jesse's photo on the wheel? She was never a Victim/Player, and why is not Miss Julia's photo on the wheel? I think that is going to cost her some points...

Gimpy Is Back! Time To Roll The Bones!

Well Gimpy finally made it home on Thursday night! After the party and hearing about all his wild sexual adventures Zongo and Louise nail him to the cross so he can never roam again. Then they start to play a very complex dice game to find out who will be Gimpy's BFF and who gets to take care of Andre The Junkie Monkey for 6 weeks while they also do a 12 step Detox program with him. Now this game is called "7" and each player must roll the dice 7,777 times. It would not be so bad, but these are Zongo's magic dice and no matter what you do they always roll 7's. This makes for a very long boring game, unless you roll another number other than 7 on the dice, then that will put the game in to Double Jeopardy. The game will then end by spinning "The Gimp's Wheel of Revenge" full of torment and grief. But, Zongo said that after playing this game for more than 3,000 years, it has never happened.......(Click on pic to make it larger)
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Worse Than Mant!

CITIZENS OF BISBEE BEWARE! At this moment there is something far worse than Mant in our sewer system, stay tuned for more updates...


Big Brass get the popcorn popping and pull up a chair, you will love what Chew-Mee's sick mind has come up with this time...

Friday, February 27, 2009

Andre The "Junkie" Monkey

Well just as Gimpy's Welcome Home Party was getting into full swing at "Fire In The Hole," Andre over heard Zongo saying to Louise that it was now time to put "The Junkie" in to a 6 week/12 step program starting on Sunday. When Andre heard the word "DETOX" he freaked out and escaped down the toilet. BEWARE BISBEE! For there is a new menace somewhere out there, and yes the secret word in Andre's name was "Junkie."

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Hm...

"Hm, no Big Brass tonight?! How will Jess cope? Tell Rod to fire up some Jiffy-Pop, this should be a hoot to watch..."

Fill In The Blank

OK It's fill in the blank time, so let's get started. Zongo was telling me the story of when 'Andre' The _ _ _ _ _ _ Monkey was on tour with The Rolling Stones. He would always steal all of Keith's smack. Till one day Keith got wise and filled his stash box full of baby power. They left 'Andre' strung out on Johnson's outside of the Dallas airport.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Monkey On Someone's Back

OOH LA LA! WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GIMPY'S LAST NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN, SOON THE REAL FUN WILL BEGIN!
AFTER GIMPYS RETURN, ALL THE SOCK MONKEYS WILL VOTE TO SEE WHO GETS THE 'GIMPY'S BFF (Best Friend Forever) METAL.' WHILE ONE OF THE OTHER 7 VICTIM/PLAYERS WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF 'ANDRE' UNTIL EASTER (Starting on March,1st.)IF YOU DON'T WANT RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIM YOU CAN GET OUT OF IT BY GIVING LOUISE SIPPY UNDER THE IRON MAN!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Gimp Update

Seems the Gimp has found the last Player/Victim, Miss Julia! Roxanne had him for a whirlwind week of drunken debauchery... All he had to show for it was a small bottle of Jack Daniels which was fastened to his mouth. Let's see what Julia will add before he heads home.

That's an Order!

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So Louise came to work with me the other night... God what a pain in the ass! Here she is giving me her order... I know it's too dark, but I figured I'd post a few and re-shoot the others next weekend.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Bad Tip

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Better hope she doesn't sit in your section!

New Rules

"Yeah, THANKS Roxanne!"

Friday, February 20, 2009

A Posting Past

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Ah, Louise... You know it snowed after we filmed this? Just saying...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hide The Apple Sauce!

OMG NO! Frankie Monkey just heard that Zongo is about to open the door to "The Creature Most Foul" and when he does all hell is going to break lose... Right now Frankie Monkey is looking for a place to hide his 12 year old apple sauce, before it falls in to the hands of "TCMF"!!! Just who is "TCMF"? No one really knows for sure, but we do know this, he is Zongo's brother, and he goes by the name of Andre and he has a nasty habit...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Creature Most Foul

While under the house today I found a small door that I've never seen before... As I got near it, Zongo appeared and said, "No, No, No Do not go near there!"
Zongo told me that behind that door lived a 'Creature Most Foul' and as soon as 'Gimpy' was back everyone will get to meet him.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Ahhh...

Here's a pic I took while in Tulum, Mexico. I thought we could use some warmth in the sun...

Monday, February 16, 2009

"What?"

"Another holiday, oh Christ...."
"No wonder the economy is in ruins, you people are always having a holiday! OK, OK.... Happy Fuckin Presidents Day."

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Going Home

So word on the street is that Gimpy is now with the 6th Victim/Player. Now with only one more V/P to go, soon Gimpy will be going home....

Not sure who made this video or why, but it's creepy as hell.

A Gimpy Update

By Leigh Carter. Read on...
To Whom I May Concern,
The last two days have been some of the most blissful of my short, doomed existence. After 'Love 23' fastened 23 bottle caps to my limbs, she disposed of me at her neighbor's house. This place is HEAVEN! There's a small child who likes to play with me. Her parents, after seeing my pathetic condition, realized I needed a spa experience like nobody's business. They did pierce my face and cock with safety pins (lovingly, I might add). But, afterwards they let me use their sauna for as long as I wanted. The sauna makes my piercings and bottle caps red-hot. And it BURNS! Also, I'm afraid that my suicide bombs might go off in the heat. Perhaps that would be a blessing. Unfortunately, the nice couple has warned me that I must leave soon as I am a bad influence on the child. Apparently I have a depressing outlook and disturbing attire. I knew they'd dump me. Oh well.

Gimpy

Saturday, February 14, 2009

HAPPY VD!

HELL-OOW AND HAPPY VD! TODAY I GIVE MY HEART TO MISS JESSE...




Friday, February 13, 2009

What's Louise Up To?

What's she doing with all the lights off and the curtains closed?
Getting ready to watch....
All twenty-six of them, back to back...
"Now turn off the lights motherfucker and pass that bag of cheese puffs!"

Meet the Monkeys

Hello everyone, Jess here to introduce you to YET another sock monkey. This is Mortimer Monkey.He is a vintage Sock Monkey that was given to me by a co-worker... He refuses to go out in public with out his fez...
Mortimer laughs at his own jokes, which he likes to recites over and over again...
And can often be heard bragging about his world travels. Here he is telling me all about a recent adventure to the tip of Africa.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Freaky Easter

Zongo would really like to have Gimpy back by Easter, he has some plans...

I should note that we need Gimpy's suicide vest in tact. Please don't break the chain, keep the Gimp going! So far the game is going well, and Zongo loves all of Gimpy's new add-ons. Since we are down to the last 3 victim/players, I can now say that out of the 7 there will 1 winner and 1 loser. The winner get a cool prize and the loser has to give "Sippy" to Louise under........... (The Iron Man)

Plan C

Plan A; Paint on the Jeepster P-40, but I don't think that will be happening... So I wiped the snow off the tiger since he looked a little cold....
Plan B; Start working on the "Chew-Mee" painting. But no can do, still waiting for my 1-Shot paint set that is on a Fed-Ex snail truck...
Plan C; Go ask Bisbee's Mayor, JP, for his grinder. Start cutting the shit out of my old Jeepster doors.What a royal pain in the ass! Now I can't really say why I'm doing this, but I promise it will be cool.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Snow Day!

Hey everybody, Jess here to share some great pics Jade took this morning. School was canceled so she grabbed the camera and headed off to the cemetery...
Every year our peach tree blooms too early, every year it freezes...
The cemetery
Looks cold huh?
Quail tracks. According to Jade there were about ten of them running around.
She has a good eye, don't ya think?
I love the plastic flowers covered with snow...
She took over one hundred photos. I think it runs in the family.
OK, that's it. Hope you enjoy her pics and your day!